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Well, I’d use it to get off. Silly…

I’ve been single for 15 months. I’m content to wait for a relationship that will mean something, but I do want a little variety in my personal routine. I have toys, but none of them has the little extra buzz that I want. This would open up worlds for me, and once I find a partner, well, that will be just bonus.

Sigh! That just looks SO delightful, smooth and simple and hand-sized. It looks sensuous just to hold, let alone use. I think we would seriously use it.

I don’t currently own any toys and I really want one! Please, please, please!! I don’t have a boyfriend and I need something to spice things up. I’ve never had a toy like the Lelo Nea and it would be nice to have one that is so…. sexy. It would be nice to have one just to try something new because I’m really getting tired of my hand and i’m sure my hand is tired too… :)

I would carry it in my bag wherever I went, for those times when riding the seam of my jeans just doesn’t cut it. Also, the shape looks like it could fit nicely in my panties.

What I’d like to do with it? How about wear it out?

My currently pregnant wife says she would like to use it on her shoulders and lower back for the next couple months, put it away for six to eight more, then pull it back out post-baby and leave herself trembling.

I would take pretty little Nea over to my new friend’s place. Together we would marvel at her beauty. After enjoying the warmth of each other’s skin, he start kissing my back- which makes me so wet. He would hold the beauty to my clit and make me squirm while I lifted on to my knees like the horny bitch he turns me into. His teeth would sink into my ass, his tongue would probe every hole it could find and I would give him big puddles to enjoy in my absence.

May I please?

I have a lot of toys. And a boy. And all of them can get me off. But out of all of them, only the boy is beautiful. The Nea is one of those vibrators that I’ve been looking at for a long time, lustfully. It’s the sort of pretty thing that makes you lick your lips and feel covetous and happy. And those feelings? They do wonders for making ecstatic pussies . . . I would *love* to have this vibrator, but even if I am not so lucky, I wish many, many good and quivery times on the oh-so-lucky recipient!

that hot cute little toy would find one hot cute little spot on me and make me cum till i’m crazy. yum.

My boyfriend will be deploying to Afghanistan in six weeks. This weekend, we’re making a mold of his amazingly gorgeous penis, which we’ll then fill with crystal clear acrylic to make an amazingly gorgeous dildo for me to enjoy until he comes home (in 9months, cross your fingers!). This amazingly gorgeous little vibrator would be a beautiful compliment to my new toy AND an excellent stand-in for his talented tongue - especially since my laya spot died :( and I’ve yet to replace it.

I would oo and coo over the Nea’s beauty before using it to relax myself in all of the nicest ways! Then I’d use it on my shoulders and back, since my significant other is too far away to give me a massage.

i’ve never owned any toys and this looks like a great toy to start with. i dont get any pleasure from the man iam with and am left to handle getting off on my own. i can get the job done with my hand but i’d love to have this great thing to help things along!

I’d fuck myself silly, and then have my bo re-enact what he just watched.

I’d use it to get myself wet and to multiple orgasms, then I’d use it on my husbands balls to wake him up and get him to fick me while I use it on my clit.

I would use it as a tool in my arsenal of pick up, I am pretty sure all girls would be amazed with how I won a toy like this, I could guarantee that some would even want to test it out also. ;)

I have been desperately in-lust with the Nea since I cradled it in my hand in a sex shop. It was this beautiful porcelain pebble that purred. Wonderfully dainty and so special, I whimpered–with several flavors of unfulfilled lust– when the woman with the mohawk and the bulge in her cargo pants took it from my hands and locked it in its glass case. What would I do with the pretty little Nea? I’d press the cool smoothness into my pussy, cradling it again where my hand and vulva touch, until it and I were both a little warmer.

I would be giving it to my gf so she can have some fun with something else thats good looking while i am away on a field study trip :)

Well lets see…

I would start with a little vibrator massage everywhere apart from ‘there’

Then dart it in and over my wifes mound, in and around her clit, tease and leave, tease and leave until she is so wet that I can slip in easily.

And the rest is private :-)

We are in a consensual D/s BDSM relationship and LOVE adding very exceptional toys to our bag or tricks. I can see an orgasm denial scene, making her hold off while I erotically touch and kiss her, make her beg for more. she loves these type of scenes and explodes in wonderful orgasms each time. The Lelo Nea would be the centerpiece of the love and sharing!

Such a beautifully crafted specimen is destined for fame and a public life. She would become the centerpiece of a new web series devoted to customizing sex toys for their mistresses: “Pimp My Nea”.

Each episode would have Nea introducing a new plaything and her plaything. In Episode 1, we will meet Charlotte. “The sound of engines revving gets this Nascar fan’s engine revving, and nothing’s hotter than a checkered flag. #48 has seen more than his share of them, so today we’re going to take Charlotte’s Nea and make it match Jimmie Johnson’s ride. Now if only she could get him to drive.”

Nea’s sexy and stylish sister Yva will periodically appear offering challenges to the featured ladies, and the opportunity for luxurious rewards to match their new toy.

I’d give it to the Mrs., to replace the giant back massager thing she’s currently using (ow!).

I’m newly single-take a guess darling.

I’ll keep it happily busy don’t you worry.

I would put it between my legs and put my boyfriend’s hand on it, and my hand on his, and rock my hips back and forth until I came really hard. Lots of sexy moaning would be involved. After i came he would dip his fingers in my and rub my juices on my clit until I came again. Then he would slip into me from behind and fuck me nice and hard.

I would let my wife show me where she would like it and I would put my hand over hers while we use it together.

I have been lusting after that little beauty for some time now. I shan’t participate in this awesome contest for now… but I’m very excited for the lucky winner.

Well…I’d take it on a trip to the far East.

I’m moving to Korea in 2 or 3 weeks, leaving behind a long term boyfriend. I’ll spend a single, celibate year there, and it woukd be great to have something to stand in for him. I also have a webcam, and this would make an awesome prop for intercontinental peep shows for my man!

I’ve never owned a toy, and I’m very much looking for one to bring to Korea with me. Problem is, I’ve had to spend so much money on paperwork and other business, that I’m not going to be able to afford anything outside of the $10 range. And I’m afraid the language barrier is going to make the purchase of one in Korea very difficult.

Save me from having to rely on a crappy vibrator (or no vibrator at all) for a year!

I’d let the boy tie me down then nestle the toy between my labia. I’m sure he’d love to watch me squirm and beg for him to let me stop coming.

I would give it to a very, very special person who would let me watch her use it and talk to me about it the entire time…well not the entire time, but most of it I hope! LOL

I’d lay down in bed, open my curtains to let this sunny day wash over my skin, and relax in the vibratiest of ways.

I plan on using it until I’m so spent and soooo exhausted that my only option is to hand it over to my boyfriend and tell him to do his worst ;)

You know, after I read this post I sat here and pondered as to what exactly I would write as my response to your question.

Besides the obvious answer (”Why, I’d GET OFF with it, what else?!”), frankly, I think I would treat that toy with the utmost adoration. I’m a college student, and as such, I don’t have the funds necessary to build my toy collection as much as I would like. Food, shelter, tuition and textbooks are my priorities, and there’s little to no money left for shiny baubles like this one.

I would definitely give this a good home. It would become, officially, my best toy — I’ll admit, I’m picturing how it would look on my nightstand as we speak. No hiding in a drawer for this one! :)

Tonight, I’ll be pleasantly tourturing my love with everything I can find to have at my disposal. She will be tied down by her wrists, ankles, and thighs such that her lovely bare ass is high in the air, and a couple of pillows will be positioned under her so that I could rest this lovely vibe just an inch away from her clit. Every time she moves herself down to feel the vibrations, she’ll get either a couple of drops of hot, crimson wax (the candles are cooling in their molds as I type this) on her back or a quick spank and tug on her collar and leash. She’ll get to enjoy it a lot, but only when I let her. She’s so going to get me back for tonight. ;)

april 7th .. 12.01am .. my birthday!!!

serendipity, perhaps?

It is a beautiful looking instrument, one that would make me sing, i am sure. I am sorry to say that i only have selfish, lustful thoughts when i look at it.

I’d use it at night, to get to sleep sooner (Part of why it’s so hard getting up at 630am to work out? I’m not sleepy til 2!). Using the HMW always leaves me wanting just. one. more.

And on the nice spring days we have, I’ll open my window and let the spring breeze wash over my body. Take my word for it - this is an EXCELLENT way to start getting ready for work ;-)

I have this pretty redheaded girl who, in spite of a stb-ex, calls me hers and I adore calling her mine. She has a passionate disposition that I delight in setting alight. This sleek black instrument would be so much better sliding over her girly bits than that cheap old silver bullet.

Her girlfriend will sneak it under her pillow for me, on the night her girls are with their father. She will find this gorgeous instrument along with a note from me describing what I want her to do with it…and my phone number.

(Hey, one hundred words!)

Oh I do love the look of that. I think that would look just lovely between Pianti’s legs after I have her tied up. Leave it there while I focus on other parts of her.

What would I do with it…I would bring it with me next month to see my man who I haven’t seen since October…and we would love it. We would put it some very good use and we would be so happy - that we would even send you a picture of how happy we will be.

I would hold it, pet it, and give it lots of love, for it would surely bring me more enjoyment than I have ever known… ;)

i would use this everywhere in my house. considering i have been enjoying a lot of sex for one, this would be a nice gift to my clit. i think it’s getting tired of all the other toys. besides, it looks like it’s great to travel with.

This may sound somewhat odd, but I would probably give it to my mother. My mother and I have just recently started talking openly about our sex lives, and she is now the one coming to me for advice! She says that she would love to have some form of sex toy, but is nervous and embarrassed about finding one, or searching one out. This would be a great way to get her a non-threatening toy that looks classy, and on my college budget. :)

I think I would leave it out on my end table and use it as art. hehehe Only we would know what it’s really for!

When C was ten years old her Mom caught her masturbating and beat her nearly bloody. She was then shipped off to an evangelical boarding school and abused psychologically for six years, her sexuality was demonized by frightened little people.

She is now 27, and she has two children and the strongest sex drive I have ever encountered. As much as I would love to I simply cannot keep up.

Over the last year I have spent hours with her discusing sexuality and helping her confront her incredibly shattered self. Her progress has been great, even if we have a long way to go.

I could not afford something this beautiful and functional for her. It probably isn’t a lot of money to a lot of boyfriends, but I have had a hard time lately.

It doesn’t look like a traditional vibrator, and so it wouldn’t trip all those switches in her head. Still it looks beautiful, and that is important to her in all things.

She is one of the strongest women I have ever met. Her recovery is important to me.

Thank you for the opportunity.

I’m one of those women who can’t get off just from being fucked (delightful though it may be), and furthermore, due to SSRIs, have trouble getting off at all, this little beauty might be the solution to my boyfriend’s frustrations. Despite my boyfriend being giving and skilled in bed, there are times (often), when it just won’t happen for me. Introducing a new toy could help to satisfy us both.

Cheers!

There are so many amazing responses that I’m reluctant to even say anything, but, hell, I’ll throw my hat in the ring.

Due to necessary surgery, my fiance and I will not be able to have sex for at least a month, perhaps longer. No penetration. Of any kind. At least a month. Suck.

I have bullet and wand vibes, but to be able to lay that beautiful toy across my lips while pleasuring my amazing man with my mouth would make those long nights go much, much faster.

Plus, it’s really, really pretty :)

I would use the Nea Love to work my clit until I squirted all over it. All while my sweetie watched and masturbated in front of me. Then I’d have him use it on me to make me squirt again. Since the Nea would be all juiced up, I’d have him get on all fours and use it on his butt.

If I got hold of the luscious Lela Nea I would take it, make it a little paper face and ears, and present it to my girlfriend once she got in from work. Then I would treat her to a hot n sexy romp marathon; with the Nea being our latest companion. (I quite fancy holding it to her mound while fucking her doggy style =D)

Love the blog btw!

Use it to cure hiccups, of course. And maybe work on that knot in her back. It’s a massager, right? ;)

I’ve been slowly working my husband into the kinkier side of sex, and I’ve finally managed to explain to him why it would be fun for us to get a vibrator. Having never owned one yet, this vibrator will definitely get used (and experimented with, and played with, and all manner of naughty things with).

It will be loved. ^_~

I wanted to enter for the swag, but there are just too many good submissions thus far that seem much more deserving…for your mom, that’s great, for the lady whose man is going off to war, the one trying to help his lady get over her early trauma….and many others, I know what I’d do with it, it is just so beautiful I’d be sure to give the Lelo Nea Love all the love it can handle, but I think that others are just more deserving this go ‘roud…best of luck to all the entrants.

I work too much. Between my day job, and all my extra freelancing gigs - I’ve been aching to spend a day in bed - the Nea would be the perfect companion!

I reluctantly threw away my old vibe (because of the phthalate scare). I’m sure the Nea is one helluva toy.

I’d love to surprise my wife with it one night after the youngsters go to bed. In particular, I’d like to dispel her misimpression that (a) I can’t massage her without wanting intercourse; and (b) that I am unhappy with sexual contact that does not result in penetration.

I’d start by offering her a massage with the gigantenormous Homedics massager that I got her for Valentine’s Day. Afer a full day on her feet teaching other people’s kids, she’s usually pretty well exhausted. After fifteen or twenty minutes of massaging her back, buttocks, calves and thighs with the ogrish Homemedics vibrator, I’d lean forward and whipser into her ears that I had a little surprise to wrap up her massage. My wife, normally prudish, would likely be so relaxed as to be ready to humor me for a minute.

I would turn the Nea on, its silent moor producing a quiet hum as I trace it from her outer shoulders up the nape of her neck, then down the opposite shoulder. She would likely stiffen a moment, then relax as he became used to the sensation.

I would then trace it over her shoulder blades, and slowly work it down her back. As I came to her buttocks, her thighs would slowly part, giving me room to tease her vulva with the new toy. A small gasp, and I would know I had made contact with her clitoris. Moments later, she would roll over lazily, spreading her thighs wider to allow better access, and allow this new sensation to assault her senses while I continued to kiss and touch her body.

As she climaxed, I would continue to kiss her body; then, as the waves subsided, I would cradle her gently. Only then would she notice that I was still clothed. I would smile gently at her, then, rolling over, turn out the lights, and fall asleep with my lover, my friend, my wife.

Sooner

By the way, sorry I went longer than 100 words. I guess I just got carried away thinking about the possibilities.

Sooner

Gods! Give that baby to Sooner, he’s fucking awesone!

I would wrap it up in pretty paper and mail it to my long-distance girlie, E. Then when we finally have the chance to get together we could use it on each other and she could show me how she uses it on herself when I am not there.

I’m not familiar with something shaped like this. I want one so that I can make my wife squirm with it. I have no real idea how it functions but I would love the opportunity to learn.

I would sit down in a (sturdy) wooden chair about 5′ from a full length mirror. Then I would have my girlfriend straddle my lap facing away from me and towards the mirror. I would enter her (just barely, but I got a great personality), then cup the Nea in my right hand, reach around and down until it rested on her clit. I imagine this way my hand (and the Nea) would not be obstructing the reflected view of my cock going in and out of her pussy. It is a good thing the Nea is splash proof.

It is so sofhisticated. Looks like it would be shaken and not stirred, but would stir my lovely wife. Please pick us.

See, I’m graduating from college in May and moving in with my Great Aunt and Uncle. They live in an actual log cabin and let’s just say there’s no soundproofing. Their bedroom is right above mine and there are spaces between the floorboards. It will be the end of phone sex for me which is tragic enough. Being in the middle of the woods will dampen my ability to have a sex life and as such I want to get a vibrator for the first time. Of course I don’t have a lot of (or you know, any) funds, and all the best (and quiet!) vibrators are expensive. They are senior citizens! If I don’t win this contest the sounds of my masturbating COULD give them both heart attacks and KILL THEM! Their lives depend upon you picking me. Do the right thing. :)

My girlfriend has never used a toy before. She has mentioned wanting to go toy shopping, but we haven’t gotten around to it yet.
I think this might be a lovely introduction to surprise her with one night when we’re feeling frisky!

Well, my boyfriend will be in town for a short while come May and while we wait we’ve been looking at toys that would be a delight to use together, this happens to be one of them. What would I do with it? I’d introduce my sweet, sweet boyfriend to the wild world of sex with toys as an added bonus. I think he’ll be hooked!

Probably try to give myself my first orgasm. (I’m 23). I can’t really think of any reason other than that. ;)

Dear AAG,
I am a faithful reader and evangelizer of your work (everyone I know has been linked to at least one post for humor, education, whatever). I don’t think I’ve ever entered a swag contest, because I usually don’t really NEED whatever it is, and it would seem unfair to win and not appreciate it as much as others would. So you see, I am very giving and selfless. But I NEED the Nea. I have an incredibly hard time coming, always have (I’m 20, so that’s only like 8 years, but still). Often I have to use a back massager which ends up numbing me. I’ve coveted the Nea for quite a while, but my college student budget doesn’t exactly cover it. So, AA (can I call you AA? I feel like we’re on a nickname basis), please, please take pity on a poor starving college student with a massive sex drive (due partly to antidepressants; the “sexual side effects” can be either decreased or INCREASED sex drive) and no Nea. I’m sure this is more than 100 words, but I’m not necessarily a very concise person.

Thank you for your time, I know it is precious, with the offspring and all. Hey, if you ever need a babysitter, I’m majoring in early childhood education at one of the best ed schools in the Northeast. Because that wouldn’t be awkward at all, knowing what my client does in bed.

Abby, a loyal AAGist
PS Site would originally not let me comment or get your email address even. I had to perform complicated Google maneuvers to find it. That’s dedication, duuude.

PS if not me, the first orgasm girl!!

Lelo Nea Love
What a lovely coy glimmer.
Delicious, I bet.

I look at this toy, and think maybe, just maybe, this would be something that I could use on my wife. It doesn’t look like a sex toy, and is non-threatening, and non-phallic shaped. It might be the way to open her up to the idea of sex toys. To get her thinking about sex again.

Maybe. Just maybe…

First of all, I’d like to express my awe at such a pretty and amazing toy. I’ve visited it at my local Babeland and lusted for it but haven’t been able to give up the near $100 for its sexy, sexy purr.

Having the nea, i think the quality of my life would go way up. Right now, i’m a student in an accelerated program in university. For some reason, my schedule has me going from 8:30 in the morning straight through 5:30 in the evening for classes and work alone! All the time i spend at home is homework but the nea sure would break up this monotony! not to mention that besides providing variety, it’d improve my mental health– that’s how much faith i have in the nea’s vibrations. plus, my boyfriend will soon be overseas for the entire summer so…pleasure has to come from somewhere, right? ;)

I fell in love with “the one” ….and then our relationship crashed and burned. For quite some time afterward I had no desire for sex and felt no need to masturbate. I’m still not ready for another person in my life, but lately I have felt like taking care of things myself. Unfortunately, the only toys I have were part of my sex life with him (either in person or as his “stand in” during phone sex). I tried to use one the other night and burst into tears. I need something new that has nothing to tie it to him. The swag is something I honestly could not afford to treat myself with, but I would love to be able to pamper myself with it. I need that part of my life back.

I’m single, fun and flirty, but have zero time for a man. And my batteries are dead in my one and only toy. And I have zero time to go shopping for new ones, which is highly problematic when it’s late at night, and well, you know how that goes…
More importantly this little machine would help me blow of some much needed stress as I’m finishing the last week of my bachelor’s degree (and it would make for one hell of a personal celebration).

What would I do with this sleek, black, vibrating lovely?

I’d inflict it on that poor girl of 23 who posted that she has never had an orgasm and send her to into the stratosphere. >:)

In two weeks time, I see my boyfriend for the first in 6 weeks! So if I had this, I’d tell him I had a surprise for him, but not tell him what it is, cause this would tease him lots. Then, imagine the look on his face when I show him this! He’ll love it as much as I do! Then I’m sure he’ll want to use it as much as I do. It’ll give him a break from all the fucking we’ll be doing to make up for 6 weeks apart, while he’s ‘recovering’ inbetween fucks.

We’d lie down on our sides, facing each other, as close as we can get, entwined in each others arms, kissing each other deeply. Then he can hold this gorgeous feat of engineering in his hand, and slowing rock me back and forth till I come :)

since your expert advice on butt pluggage over at eden fantasies, i’d not strayed to other toy sites. but last week, when i saw you were giving away swag from black label, i happily clicked their link.

believe it or not, the first thing that caught my eye was the Lelo Nea. i emailed a link for the pretty little thing to my fiancé’, “i can haz?” in the subject line. his response? “maybe for your birthday :)”

which would be great except my birthday is in february!

Well hell. It’s not even possible to ‘one-up’ some of the stories above. Hell, if I were giving a toy away I’d want to give one to each commenter.

But here’s mine anyway:

Lifelong single woman (and single parent for 28 years) currently in early menopause but discovering that I haven’t, as many women do, lost my sex drive in the process (austin powers’ ‘do I make you randy baby’ quote springs to mind when considering my libido, as everything makes me randy).

Despite being randy as hell, however, vibrating toys are unfortunately the only way to an orgasm for me, and most of them — like the Lelo Nea — are waaaay the heck out of my league financially. Let’s just call my current toys ‘well used,’ shall we (because ‘old toys’ just sounds wrong)?

It’s a toss up…it’s definitely pretty enough to sit on the coffeetable and call “art”, but then I’d be missing out on what I hear is a pretty amazing vibrator…

Thursday’s Child’s last blog post..Sugasm #126

I would probably use it as a icebreaker for this cute secretary at work, who’s been, ahem, affectionate to me lately.

There’s a really tucked-away part of the building that we’d like to try out…

The truth hurts. In my case, literally. I have a severe chronic pain condition that is spread throughout my body. I have found that orgasm is a powerful natural painkiller. Unfortunately, I cannot masturbate because my muscle condition prevents it, which leaves me wholly dependent on an exhausted husband who is working, going to school, and taking care of me and our kids. Bottom line is, I would use the Nea to relieve pain in my body and my husband’s lifestyle. After all, wasn’t it Ben Franklin that said, “An orgasm a day keeps the pain away”?

i’d finally use a vibrator. i never have before.