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I’ve spent my life doing things that I don’t adore doing. I’ve pretty much had enough of that. I hate my job. But I love writing and I love sex. How the hell does one get a job like yours?
—email, edited for privacy and clarity
You’d like get hooked up so that you can replace me, eh? Sure! No problem! Listen carefully and I’ll fill you in on everything you must do in order to have a job just like mine.
You paying attention now? Ok, so here’s what you need to do first…
First you must get your head examined.
Trust me, you do not want my job. It’s not nearly so much fun as you might think. I mean, it’s fun…but it’s not easy fun. It’s hard work fun.
You must be willing to post on a regular schedule while making no money at all for many many months. You can’t go whining about not makin’ the dollarz then; only a few select and very lucky folks make money right from the start. When you complain about how blogging isn’t bringing in any money, you’ll pretty much lose any readers you already have.
Posting on a regular schedule means that you’ll need to write on a regular schedule. There’s never a perfect time to write. If you waited for everything to be peaceful (and yet exciting enough to blog about), you’d never start.
Best to get into the habit of writing every single day without fail. That way you can write ahead for those inevitable days when time is short. I try to write at least a week in advance, and often have posts going that I know won’t been seen for several weeks. With all the other stuff I’ve got going on (ie personal hygiene, grocery shopping, using the toilet), if I didn’t have a number of posts done or mostly done in advance, I’d be frantic trying to write at the last moment.
Maybe writing at the last moment works for other bloggers? I wish it worked for me — but it doesn’t.
Another benefit of writing in advance is that you have the leisure to edit more thoroughly. You’ll never be able to do this if you’re writing something at 11 p.m. with the intent to post it at midnight.
Got it?
Ok, so let’s assume that you’ve spent months typing callouses into the pads of your fingers. You’ve worked hard to build up a reputation as a dependable poster, fun commentator, and all-around good pal to the other bloggers in your neck of the internets. What next?
Next you must start asking for work. This may be the best pointer I can give you. Ye olde internets can be awash in opportunities for the enterprising writer. The trick is being willing to accept the risk of rejection — or of being ignored.
Thirteen months ago, I read a comment that Jane left on Shay’s The S Spot, in which she mentioned her difficulty in keeping up with the vast number of sites submitted to her for review. I emailed her an offer of my services; within days I had a job.
Sometimes all you have to do is ask.
Many times the answer will be a chilly “no,” and even more frequently you’ll hear nothing but frigid silence. Never you mind. There will be other opportunities.
When other opportunities present themselves, you’ll be ready. You’ll be tap-tapping away at your personal writing, being reliable and predictable in your habits, casting about for other ways of practicing your trade, ready to pounce.
Keep in mind, though, that countless more sensible jobs exist. If you choose to make your living by words, you really should use your first paycheck to set up an appointment with a medical health professional so as to figure out what precisely is your problem.



