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20th Mar, 2008

Six, No Seven! in Two

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After enjoying ~~six~~ seven sexual escapades in the space of two weeks, I’ve noticed something surprising.

Well, something surprising other than the mountains of laundry generated by such frequent trysting. Sheets, blankets, pillowcases, towels and a few small silky things all queued up in my bathroom until I gathered the energy to herd them through the wash. Happy thoughts filled my head with each load I moved from washer to dryer, and from dryer to counter, and from counter to basket.

Clearly the only way to enjoy doing laundry is when pleasant memories of sweat, come and lube dance through my mind. In any case, I guess the magnitude of my laundry pile is really not all that surprising.

Nor, I suppose, is the smoothness of my skin surprising. Lube and come do wonders for my skin.

What does surprise me after seven sexing-ups is the condition of my back. I mean, I’ve done a damn awful lot of arching, stretching, curling, extending and otherwise harassing my poor bedeviled back, but instead of complaining about it, my back finally feels great.

It’s invigorated. It’s enthusiastic. It (along with my breasts, mind, ass and pussy) wants more sex. It wants to keep on feeling this good.

Sex as a cure for back pain. Someone needs to write this up in the medical journals. If there’s a study, I want to volunteer right now.

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All that tension release is great for all of you. They say that people that have regular sex look ten years younger than those who don’t. Plus it’s great exercise.

Come and lube as skin conditioners? You could bottle that…

By: Finn on March 20th, 2008
at 12:09 am

Ah those wonderful chemicals. They are good for everything. I think we’re addicted to them for a reason.

By: Chris on March 20th, 2008
at 12:33 am

Apart from specific diseases like hernia and such, back pain has two main sources: violent efforts for which you are not properly prepared (happens a lot to tennis players for example) or in the contrary, lack of movement, especially for people working seated in front of a computer and who do not take care of changing positions and standing up every now and then.
Sex as a physical activity is great to have you make various movements that loosen up your joints and tendons.

By: Dreroguru on March 20th, 2008
at 5:00 am

back pain … pelvic cramps … head tension … heart ache … sore feelings … broken spirit

sex is, indeed, the ultimate cure.

By: bittersweet me on March 20th, 2008
at 6:26 am

now, if only i could find someone to have good sex (and GOOD sex is hard to find….) with regularly, i could give up getting up early to go the pool…..

By: -b. on March 20th, 2008
at 7:07 am

You sure make laundry sexy. Probably should have read this while I was still back home watching the wife fold laundry…hmmm

By: The Felllatio Artist & The Geek on March 20th, 2008
at 8:38 am

i may not be remembering correctly, but weren’t you having back trouble with the last lover? i firmly believe that there is an energy transfer, a physical transmission of qi/spirit/self/whateverthefuck, during the act of intercourse (especially unbarriered). maybe that lover was giving you bad vibes not visable on an STD screen?

By: nenasadije on March 20th, 2008
at 10:45 am

“more sex…”
… write it out on the prescription pad

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AAG, I have a separate but related question…
Where are you finding all of your “partners”? And what are the good and bad things about your experiences there?

By: Sensitive Man on March 20th, 2008
at 11:13 am

No surprise there. Stretching and exercising are excellent remedies for a variety of back pain.

By: Chaucer's Bitch on March 20th, 2008
at 11:25 am

Hmmm…this revelation might make visits to the chiropractor or physical therapist a bit more interesting. I always hated doing my at-home exercises…maybe now not so much.

By: Mountain Girl on March 20th, 2008
at 12:31 pm