From time to time I try to provide you, my loyal readers, with a list of the things I’ve been sliding into my vagina or shoving up my fanny these days.
Here is that list:
The Tickle Pleaser from Babeland–Little bitty vibe, gigantic pain in the neck.
Toyoka Dildo from Babes n Horny–Pretty pretty! Available in a crayon-box of colors.
Hathor Aprodasia Lube from The Sensual Vegan–When you’ve got to fuck in true vegan style.
Tryst from Babeland–It’s wood. It feels good.
Raquel from Babeland--Pretty pink dong, great for assfuckery.
T-Bone Glass Probe from XXXGlass–Like a stopcock for your bum.
Happy perving!
seriously was the tentacle really that good?
like would you pay real cash for one?
See, on this side of the pond, “sliding into my vagina” and “shoving up my fanny” mean the same thing. And I’m sure it’s not just your front bottom that gets the attention.
Just curious, if it weren’t for your adult-toy review job, would use toys? You seem not to be short on valuable companions to shove up your fanny.
BadInfluenceGirl–Hell yeah I’d shell out for it. It’s a tentacle, dude! A tentacle! Who doesn’t want to be fucked by a tentacle!
Duke–I know. And it makes me giggle.
Dreroguru–Yes, I would. I’ve used toys since I first moved out on my own.
The Hathor Aphrodasia lube doesn’t appear to be on the Sensual Vegan’s site yet; does the lube have glycerin? My various parts Do Not Want glycerin, etc, and I’ve been looking for an all-natural glycerin-free lube since sensua organics disappeared.
Hm, maybe she’s not carrying it right now. You can also get it from here –aag.
That Tentacle Dildo cracked me the hell up!
So when you came while using it, did you shout out “Ia! Ia! Chtulhu Fhtagn!!!”? If so, be worried. Be very worried.
One of my most fantastic fantasies involves being probed by an Alien…I’d probably love the tentacle!
N.
Rupert! Nooooooo!
Nanners–anytime, baby. :)
Oh haha, I’m an idiot. Thanks aag!
geeze like i didn’t want it already!
Ah, good toys that I need…
I read your review of The Tickle Pleaser vibe and I whole heartedly agree with you!
I do the ordering at a adult retail store and a toy like this caught my eye a few months ago. After ordering a few for my store when they came in I was completely disappointed.
Yeah, I was totally worried that the VERY STRONG magnet was going to pinch my poor labia.
:)
Heh. The Booty Call of Chtulhu. I’m still cracking myself up here…
Mmmmm bring me some tentacley luv…