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4th Mar, 2008

Does No One Do Matchy Anymore?

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As I’m often Ms. Inappropriate, it shouldn’t have been surprising that when I yanked his pants past his hips and saw the plaid of his shirt against the checks of his shorts, I burst out with, “Your underwear doesn’t match your shirt!”

But as he’s often Mr. Restraint, it did surprise me that he replied, “All that matters is that your mouth matches my cock,” before shoving it between my lips.

The moral of the story is this: Inappropriate comments can best be delayed (though not stopped, at least not for long) by the application of a cock to my mouth. Please make a note of it.

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I will try to keep that in mind… A good concept to test.
Oh, and If I matched MY underwear to my shirt… I would have to wear more frilly shirts. :P

PB Zoom’s last blog post..I had a good day today…

By: PB Zoom on March 4th, 2008
at 12:06 am

That guy has a great sense of appropriate responses to your inappropriate comments!
Cheers!

By: Dreroguru on March 4th, 2008
at 12:33 am

aw geeze… does this mean i have to wear underwear???

badinfluencegirl’s last blog post..oh?

By: badinfluencegirl on March 4th, 2008
at 12:40 am

aag has mentioned repeatedly in this blog that she would love to have a cock for one day to know how it feels.
It goes the other way around, badinfluencegirl is nailing the point which makes me wish I could experiment what having a pussy feels like: walking in the streets wearing a skirt with no undies and feeling the breeze blowing between my thighs. I heard and read it’s a great feeling. Any chick can confirm?

Dreroguru’s last blog post..(Not so) Random whore souvenirs

By: Dreroguru on March 4th, 2008
at 1:32 am

I tried to use your logic on my secretary who talks too much. It didn’t go so well. The moral I got from the story:

The application of cock to mouth - not suitable for the work environment.

By: Haaaaaaa on March 4th, 2008
at 11:21 am

cock to mouth… that has a nice ring, for whatever reason.

Bad Bad Girl’s last blog post..want the password?

By: Bad Bad Girl on March 4th, 2008
at 2:21 pm

Better than “ass to mouth,” that’s fer sure!

By: aag on March 4th, 2008
at 2:24 pm

Yep. That stops my bitchin and moanin pretty quick too.

Naughty Endevours’s last blog post..TMI Tuesday #125

By: Naughty Endevours on March 4th, 2008
at 4:34 pm

Unrelated, but the Texas law prohibiting sale of dildos and vibrators has been struck down in a federal court: http://www.slate.com/id/2185623/entry/0/

By: James on March 4th, 2008
at 7:12 pm