Mar 042008
As I’m often Ms. Inappropriate, it shouldn’t have been surprising that when I yanked his pants past his hips and saw the plaid of his shirt against the checks of his shorts, I burst out with, “Your underwear doesn’t match your shirt!”
But as he’s often Mr. Restraint, it did surprise me that he replied, “All that matters is that your mouth matches my cock,” before shoving it between my lips.
The moral of the story is this: Inappropriate comments can best be delayed (though not stopped, at least not for long) by the application of a cock to my mouth. Please make a note of it.
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I will try to keep that in mind… A good concept to test.
Oh, and If I matched MY underwear to my shirt… I would have to wear more frilly shirts. :P
PB
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That guy has a great sense of appropriate responses to your inappropriate comments!
Cheers!
aw geeze… does this mean i have to wear underwear???
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aag has mentioned repeatedly in this blog that she would love to have a cock for one day to know how it feels.
It goes the other way around, badinfluencegirl is nailing the point which makes me wish I could experiment what having a pussy feels like: walking in the streets wearing a skirt with no undies and feeling the breeze blowing between my thighs. I heard and read it’s a great feeling. Any chick can confirm?
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I tried to use your logic on my secretary who talks too much. It didn’t go so well. The moral I got from the story:
The application of cock to mouth – not suitable for the work environment.
cock to mouth… that has a nice ring, for whatever reason.
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Better than “ass to mouth,” that’s fer sure!
Yep. That stops my bitchin and moanin pretty quick too.
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Unrelated, but the Texas law prohibiting sale of dildos and vibrators has been struck down in a federal court: http://www.slate.com/id/2185623/entry/0/
Dreroguru I can confirm it is a great feeling!
aag I think matchy is fast becoming a lost art…I still like for my unders to match…and at least color coordinate with my outers!
Man, I was not expecting that. But it’s good advice at best.
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