aag

LOL. Ah, things I (don’t) miss about LC. If nothing else, you get the best stories that breed more hilarious stories. :)

Chris’s last blog post..Slurring Dirty

You have a very funny friend, aag. :-D

Hmm, you can describe it like the wife and I describe sex in front of the kids:

Tab A, Slot B

:-)

Do they even ship sex dolls with instructions? I can’t imagine that they’re necessary.

A’s last blog post..New Pictures

Instructions for a sex doll? is this guy another Mr. Smooth Vagina, i.e. extreme dumb-ass? seriously, where do these people come from? pretty damn funny though. maybe folks like that exist simply to provide amusing stories to the rest of us.

I have a comedy bit where I use a Gwyneth Paltrow blowup doll….

When you squeaze her….it…., it says “I have a very highly developed sense of denial.” or “When you’re in the public eye, people are constantly criticizing your every aspect.”

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Hilarious post, but what the heck is this about GREENLAND? :-)

I love puzzling y’all. –aag

Shodashi - It’s a quote from The Princess Bride. One of my favorites.

ktjrdn’s last blog post..Pee, socks, and commerce

You need to compile a FAQ for your support line, so you avoid direct chat as much as possible. It could include such topics as:

-Blow-up doll inflation and operation
-Different lubes for different pubes
-Removing from your backside what shouldn’t be inside
-The rough landscape of the vagina
-Your cock is just fine

Haaaaaaa

OK, I fess up. It was me. And I was interested in the chicken sex doll :-)

Omnipotent Poobah’s last blog post..Randomness: Praise the Lord Style

Why would Jesus need a sex doll? I would think he could bag just about any woman he wanted. We’re supposed to love the Lord, aren’t we?

Finn’s last blog post..Are You There Body? It’s Me, Finn

I always considered God a voyeur.

I could insert about a hundred jesus/wood/sex jokes here.

Uh, did your friend mean “expletive”?

Just color me awash in the pale gray of confusion.

kissykiss,
chelsea g

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OMG. Thank you! –aag

Nah, I don’t think Jesus would need any help in that area. I think he and Mary Magdalene were getting busy when the disciples weren’t lookin’…

(good thing I don’t believe in hell isn’t it??) ;)

what a cheeky man .. trying to get a free wank!

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OMG, there is bad.. and then there is BAD. That was bad, in the baddest way… OH how I love it.

Jesus needing a sex doll, After the chat with my co-workers about the christening ‘birdbath’ at his church… this just made it a great day.

PB

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Hi AAG,

You’re a bad woman. But your friend is badder! ;-)

XOXO

Chuck

Jesus didn’t need a sex doll - that’s just dogma stuff from the church. He was a pro! Nothing got the groopies going like a little special interest from god’s only child.

And raising the dead was just the church’s way of talking about early Viagra.

Serious. Really.

I used to manage an adult toy store and we had a man call in one day to tell us that he had bought a love doll (it happened to be a standard blow up doll) and asked if he could have a refund because “it hurt.” Of course, we informed him that we could not, but he could always come in and we would be more than happy to recommend a more comfortable masturbatory device (probably a male masturbator).

I can only imagine that fucking one of those blow up dolls must feel like fucking one of those children’s floaties that you put on their arms before they go in the pool.

Britni’s last blog post..My Apologies, Dear Readers

I really don’t think he would. I’m reminded of the Barry Rice quote: “If Jesus were a football player, He’d play fair, He’d play clean and He’d put the guy across the line on his butt.”

Just because he chose not to do something doesn’t mean he didn’t understand it.

Disclosure: I’m a born-again Christian (and I prefer real women every day of the week).

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