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12th Feb, 2008

One Reason Not to Fool Around in the Kitchen

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Me: What time does your flight arrive?

Him: 9:30, but by the time I get across town and checked in, it’ll be close to 11. And that’s only if the flight’s not delayed.

Me: Oh. That’s right out, then. I turn into a pumpkin at 10 that night.

Him: How about if I give you a wake-up call the next morning?

Me: What, at my house? Before the kids get up?

Him: Oh, right. Guess that wouldn’t work so well.

Me: No no, I think it’s fine! You’ll probably catch me right in the middle of cooking breakfast.

Me: I can flip pancakes with one hand and jack you with the other.

Me: Mind your ass tho. That bacon’s splattery.

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hehehe nice! Priorities and multitasking. I like it.

By: Chris on February 12th, 2008
at 12:03 am

You know, sex before breakfast… no wait, sex MAKING breakfast…that is the best way to start the day

By: PB Zoom on February 12th, 2008
at 12:11 am

Hot bacon and warm buns - hmmm, you’d only need lettuce and tomato for a BLT!

Now THAT’S multitasking!

By: Magnus on February 12th, 2008
at 12:13 am

The number one rule of life is:

No matter how hot it is, or how hungry you are, never EVER fry bacon in the nude.

Hee!

By: The Friend Around the Corner on February 12th, 2008
at 12:55 am

hmm, sounds like the “Aunt Jemima Treatment”

(though you probably haven’t seen the movie “Stripes” to know what I’m talking about, haha)

By: Amy on February 12th, 2008
at 1:06 am

I love pancakes!
That just made me love ‘em even more!

By: sillygirl01 on February 12th, 2008
at 2:02 am

I have a sudden craving for bacon and eggs. >.>

By: Nick on February 12th, 2008
at 2:03 am

saucey! i love it!

By: catastrophe girlfriend on February 12th, 2008
at 2:10 am

The next band I’m in, I’m naming it “Mr. Smooth Vagina”. That is one fucking AWESOME band name.

By: sex on February 12th, 2008
at 2:28 am

I recommend using high-walled, enameled cast iron for the bacon. Use it at low/medium-low heat. Keeps the vast majority of splatter and cooks the bacon *amazingly* well.

Oh, and waffles can be more fun than pancakes. The waffle maker’s beep is a handy timer for breaking up the action before it goes too far… ;) And you can pre-mix the waffle batter the night before so there’s practically no prep time in the morning. Look up a recipe for yeasted waffles.

By: Jason on February 12th, 2008
at 3:24 am