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Starting on Sunday (though sometimes on Saturday, other times on Monday, and in very dire circumstance not until Tuesday), I begin trolling the internet in search of things to submit for Fleshbot’s Tuesday Sex Blog Roundup.
This is rather more difficult than you might imagine, though I should have been able to imagine it slightly better since Viviane and Chelsea Girl, Fleshbot alumni both, warned me that it was not a job for the faint of heart.
The problems in finding ‘bottalbe material are legion. I can’t really submit something to Fleshbot from a blog that…
- Hasn’t been updated in weeks. If your blog is dead, essentially dead, or verging on deadness, you’re SOL.
- Consists of nothing but memes, quizzes, pictures, complaints about your ex and ruminations over the state of your aching back. Not sexy! So not sexy!
- Doesn’t use either standard grammar or consistently understandable non-standard grammar. If it’s unreadable to the average person, I can’t use it. If it’s one long paragraph unsullied by line break or indention, I can’t use it.
- Contains big steaming piles of misogyny (or misandry, for that matter, although I suppose misanthropy might in certain circumstances work), illegal sexual acts or too much poo.
- Is chock-full of advertising to the point that I have to wonder if the writing is secondary to the advertising.
Those are the negatives. So how, you are now wondering, do I actually find the pieces that end up ‘botted? I pay attention to…
- Suggestions that people send me. I love suggestions, especially if the sender-inner gives me something other than just a link. Send me the whole text, or at least give me some idea of what the link might be, especially if it’s to a newer blog. Put FLESHBOT SUGGESTION in the subject line, please?
- YouPorn’s Sex Blogs list. Bloody brilliant this is! I have no idea how ones goes about getting a blog listed here, but there is a contact email address on the front page. Couldn’t hurt to ask.
- Comments left on my recent posts. Comment intelligently here and I’ll have your name in mind when I start hunting for things to ‘bot. Or comment on other blogs. I see ‘em. I read ‘em. I follow the links.
- Long-standing blogs that consistently turn out engaging, erotic, readable pieces. I love these.
- Newer blogs that present sex in a unique light. I like to read things that describe real people in all their fucked-up glory, not picture-perfect encounters between soulless Barbies and Kens.
If you’ve avoided the things in the first list and done the things in the second list and I still haven’t included you in a round up, don’t despair! Probably your topic has yet to fit into the themes I’ve used.
Does this help? Any questions or suggestions? Put ‘em below!
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