aag

I have yet to encounter a smooth vagina either, aag. My long-term memory sucks due to a rare reaction to a given pharmaceutical I was administered as a tween, but I can’t think of any vaginas that were smooth. Many were ridged, lumpy, textured, and otherwise very texturally engaging. In fact, I have a hard time imagining a smooth vagina feeling nearly so good as a properly textured one would!

I haven’t touched any vaginas besides my own but mines not smooth in any sense of the word. I agree with Jade above me.

Why in the seven hells would you WANT a smooth vagina?

Although, now that I think about it, it sounds like a frozen cocktail.

The vaginas with which I am acquianted have all been wonderfully ridged, nubbed, or otherwise textured, regardless of maternal status. I’m pretty sure this is all to the good.

I am only intimate with my own vagina and it could not be described as smooth - nor was it smooth before labor and delivery so I’m not sure what that must mean. I also imagine a smooth vagina wouldn’t feel nearly as nice as nice textured one would - of course thats a theoretical notion - gentleman your take?

I whole-heartedly agree with Rupert. And in the spirit of adventure would love to try that frozen cocktail!

if he wants smooth shouldn’t he switch to anal?
Maybe he doesn’t want to deal with all the crap.

(pun intended)

The only circumstance in which I’d expect a vagina to be smooth would be if it were surgically created.

Frankly, it’s been so long since I encountered any vaginas of any sort that it’s hard for me to remember just exactly what they feel like at all. None of those which I have known in the distant past could really be described as smooth however. good idea about the cocktail too. I wonder if it would be something akin to such tasty concoctions as a slippery nipple, a redheaaded slut, or even a multiple screaming orgasm. hmmm.

Sometimes I for get how ignorant some men can be about women’s bodies. When a woman is not aroused, the vagina is somewhat smooth inside, but during arousal the G-spot becomes firm, ridged, and much more sensitive. Therefore, I conclude that he was failing to turn this woman on properly. Too bad for her. I have only experienced my own and one other vagina. I was surprised by how much it felt like mine inside. I’m sure there is some textural variety out there, but completely smooth is a new one by me. Blog on, AAG!

Are you sure this man was fucking real women and not blow up dolls?

I have never given birth, but my vagina is not smooth. My G-spot is very nubly indeed.

Hi AAG,

Huh? I don’t think I could ever tell. I always thought there were three textures to a vagina–

Good.
Really Good.
Ohh… Ohhh… Ahhhh.

XOXO

Chuck

One thing that I have learned in my long life - Love thy vagina! Thy vagina is thy friend. I am a male, so I will never felt that I have come in contact with “my share” of vaginae. But - I have never come across a vagina that I have never liked, er loved.

Thanks to the internet, I study my share of porn and I love each and every one of em.

The ones that i am blessed to have stuck any part of my body including tongue and nose - I have loved. The smells, tastes, textures, wetnesses, hair or lack of any of the fore mentioned have been no less than awesome in any variation - including ribs or the lack of.

If any of you lucky ladies who happen to have one of these ribbed or extra ribbed and you need some reassurance that your inadequate vagina is somehow “not worthy”, please give me a call.

I don’t know… the guy’s remarks struck me as verging on misogynist.

I mean, is he saying that a vagina is ruined (from his male sexual standpoint), through the act of giving birth?

And what’s that crap about a doctor “stitching it up” right? With a good midwife or doctor, there should be no reason a vagina would ever even need stitches!

Eh.

Rupert - I would so love to fuck with a bartender now by ordering a smooth vagina. “What do you mean, you don’t know what it is?! I get them all the time!”

And I too have seen my fair share of vagina, and none have ever been smooth. There’s all sorts of stuff going on in there that moves and expands and retracts and what not. It can be slippery, slick and you can slide in *smoothly* but I’ve never met one that was smooth. Weird.

I think you were talking to a forty year old virgin. Either this guy has never touched a vagina or the one he was touching was made, not born, if you get my drift.

I’ve had my fingers, particularly, in many vaginas over many years. I can’t remember that any of them were “smooth”. But as other readers have said, vaginas are always or almost always ridged, bumpy, textured, lovely, yummy (oopsss getting carried away here).. when aroused. I think Lisa and Nick probably have the right idea. She is a post op tranny or a blow up doll. Or, as smileyme said, she is not turned on at all.. Little wonder!
To me all vaginas are wonderful, all are fun to play with, and I, as a man, am honored to be given the opportunity to feel them.

Wendy, I think you should go for it and tell us what happens.

What exactly did the doctor stitch up? Even she had gotten torn (ouch), I don’t see how this would result in a smooth vagina..

He seems to think that giving birth is what causes a vagine to have lumps and bumps. So I would think its safe to assume, he’s never been near someone who hasn’t given birth (or even a real vagina?) , so he has no basis for comparison.

I had an emergency c-section, and theres plenty of lumps of bumps inside me…

Um, yeah. I don’t think the issue is your vagina, it’s his sanity.

I’ve only been near my vagina, but I have “some” ridges and lumps, and some smooth spots. And I’ve never considered it strange or inadequate!

I’m pretty sure your acquaintance was either talking out his ass, or yes, his experiences were with blow-up dolls, realdolls, or maybe a “smooth” Fleshlight or “pocket pussy”?

(Also, stitching up what the hell? A friend of mine who gave birth had to have her perineum stitched up because the doctor cut it…but that certainly wouldn’t lead to a smooth vaginal canal!)

Sounds like an unexperienced, or sadly delusional individual if you ask me. Maybe he went for a time having lost the sensations in his fingers and ‘thought’ he was feeling smooth?
Seems like from everyone’s comments here… no one (me included) has ever felt a smooth sugar wall.

PBZ

The man’s an idiot. Or she could be a replicant.

sounds like this dude’s fucking a chick that used to be a dude. vaginoplasty creates an unnaturally smooth koochie.

p.s. i’d be happy to inspect your ridged, nubby va-jay-jay and give you my assurance that it is completely normal - though i’m guessing i’ll probably conclude that the AAGina is more sexy and special than all the other vaginae in the entire universe ;-) ;-)

obvs, this poor man is in desperate need of an anatomy lesson. some sensitivity toward and knowledge of child bearing might help as well. “stitching her up” would do nothing to eliminate “lumps” and bring forth smoothness IN her vagina.

perhaps he was trying to tell you he prefers a manufactured muff?

Count my vote for the aftermarket vagina.

And he’s probably a crappy fuck anyway.

I have not had a bebe (and will not), and my vagina is like a topographic map…in real life. Quite bumpy.

um
maybe she’s the one?

you know, the woman without the g-spot?

*shrugs*

weird

I think lisa hit it on the head “The only circumstance in which I’d expect a vagina to be smooth would be if it were surgically created.”

Mine is lumpy, bumpy, spongy, and all encapsulating. I wouldn’t have it any other way xx

Indifernet, you are so right. the vagina is just about the greatest thing most of us guys can think of and we should be honored to know as many as we can before our time on this earth is over. you’re also right about never really getting enough of it in our lives. (sigh) basically, vaginae, amazing. now I must continue on my endless quest to find one which wants me to play with it, as opposed to some dipeshite. oh well.

wouldn’t it have a texture other than smooth, even if it were surgically created? I mean it is flesh and blood after all, right?
I have no clue how a ‘man made’ one feels. Just the factory original ones. (the factory being yet another bumpy vagina :-) )

pbz

I have experienced my fare share of vaginas. Some had never been put through the riggers of child birth and some had. Honestly I’ve never noticed any any difference in feeling, texture etc…

it sounds like the sort of conversation one should have as soon as possible so not to waste any more of your precious time. Perhaps you could have recommended he tried a fleshlight - i imagine they are quite smooth inside.

I have never had children and my vagina is textured. I am bisexual and have encountered many vagina’s via orgy parties and casual hook-ups and I have never encountered a smooth vagina in any of these women.
I just asked my boyfriend and he said he has never encountered a smooth vagina if his memory serves in regards to his very active sexual history and present.
My younger sister is bi as well and I just polled her and she said she does not have herself nor has ever come across a smooth vagina… not that she was paying much attention but she figured she would have sat up and taken notice.
I can see this now. I am going to start polling friends and random women I meet today :”Excuse me, Ma’am. Can you tell me in all your experience have you or anyone you have ever met had a smooth vagina canal?” LOL
Anyway back to real:
I am going to agree with Lisa that a smooth vagina would have had to have been created by the master hands of a surgeon. Just as DD and E breasts are not perky unless filled with silicone or saline.

No, vaginas are supposed to be ridged, so they can stretch to accommodate a penis or a fist or yes, even the occasional child. I’ve never had my fingers or anything else for that matter, in a vagina that was “smooth”. The man is an idiot.

Unless, of course, the vagina was truly “mad-made” and the woman in question used to be a guy. And even that I am not sure about. I have a lot of tranny friends, but all are pre-op and only one is close to having the surgery and I’ve discussed how it’s done with her but not the resulting “texture”.

wouldn’t a smooth vagina be… boring?
i don’t think lack of arousal could create a ’smooth’ feeling… although high states of arousal turn my own delightfully designed cunt into something akin to jelly. maybe she’s just so thoroughly lubricated that the friction ceases?

I think this is just another example of how brilliantly different men and women truly are. Every vagina I have loved I have thought of as soft, and smooth, and the ones I am not into have been rough and rugged!

But I guess women do not think about their vaginas like men do.

What about penis’s, mine is smooth?

Okay, I admit… I’ve been really self-conscious about mine… four kids later… because, in fact, until baby number two, I had one of those “smooth” vaginas… the walls weren’t ridged at all… but after baby number two… fugedabotit. Now I’m all ridges and bumps in there… smoothness doesn’t exist anymore… and I secretly lamented that fact and wished for my pre-baby vagina… but in reading all these posts, I’ve been quite reassured actually! I had NO idea that other women had ridges - even without having babies! AAG, I totally owe you one. I feel so much better about my muffin now… thanks! ;)

Spreading vagina-luv world-wide. I like this! I’ve not delivered any children through my vagina but damn if it isn’t ridgey! :) -aag

There’s a reason male masturbators frequently have those ridgy bumpy things to make them feel more natural…

Smooth is not natural…

The vagina needs to expand and envelope and caress the penis.

It cannot do that with smooth walls.

I like my ridgies. Always have… and they’ve been there since I was 12, well before The Baby.

As a self proclaimed vaginaseur I can attest to the virtual non existence of “smooth vaginas”. Actually the inner ridges are unique to each individual much like fingerprints; in essence, “ginaprints” or my favorite, “ginaridges”. These ginaridges were created
to cause pleasurable friction as the bulbous head of a
cock repeats it’s motion during fucking.
Obviously the issue here is with your date from the pervy dating site, he has not the privilege of having a bulbous head on his cock; rather he would be termed as a “slick dick”. Oh, I do hope my punctuations are satisfactory for you CG!!

Wow has this post been a beehive of discussion… I feel positively late to the party. :(

Ruffles have ridges, vaginas have ridges. :)

I find it interesting to see the changes in ridges and things as my lover becomes aroused, climaxes and goes all wobbly. hehehe

Must be luck of the draw, but I’ve come across what I would call smooth more often thanthe ridged type. I’ve found that it doesn’t matter if a woman has had childern or not to make that particular difference. Nor does weight. I can recall a couple that were rather firm and ridged as a washboard. Quite opposite of my last two girlfriends were amazingly similar, smooth. The only difference was one was a good bit spongier.

The ridged ones do feel better.

Lumpy, bumpy and ridgey here as well.

I think we should set up a chat and invite him to join us for a little Q&A regarding his preference and our hypothesis on the smooth pussy gal. Someone should tell dude that 1) he’s an idiot and 2) he’s never going to get laid by any self-respecting woman using lines like that.

Dee

Ohhhh let’s not! :) –aag

I’m linking you. I hope that’s OK with you.

As far as that dude…I think he has no clue what he’s talking about. Not to mention that the ridges and bumps are what make the cock go crazy. For smooth, he can get a doll and fuck it.

Post-op male to female transsexuals have characteristically smooth vaginas due to the creation of vaginal tissue from the penis. I think your friend (unless he figures this out and dates accordingly) will be sadly disappointed with any biologically-created vagina.

I never paid much attention to my, or any one else’s, vagina, until recently. After four children and more decades of fighting gravity than I like to admit, I am, perforce, becoming very involved with the state of my vagina. I noticed that it was lumpy and bumpy (thank God, like everyone else who’s commented), and thought it was a factor of age and childbirth. My gyn told me that ridged was normal, and in fact drew me a nice little cutaway diagram of what the surface of the ‘normal’ vagina looks like - sort of a washboard effect. Now I feel a lot less freakish, at least because of what my vagina looks like.

The mans a dolt; vaginas should be lumpy, bumpy, squeezing tightening loosening ..

I’ll stop now, but he’s a kook

I am so glad everyone agrees the man has no clue.

Never had a baby; have ridges; have grilled every guy I’ve ever slept with or contemplated sleeping with about this very question and they all say yep, women are totally different inside with different bumps and ridges . . . which they think is cool.

By the way . . . if it were otherwise, Fleshlights would not advertise one of its optional “textures” like this:

Wonder Wave
1/2″ (13mm) diameter canal
Reviewed as the very best intercourse simulator and perfect when matched with the mouth orifice. While less intense than the other two textured inserts, the Wonder Wave can still hold it’s own. Feel the grip of the ribs tug your penis on each inward and outward stroke.

http://www.fleshlight.com/byo.php

Yeah. Ridges, ribs, textures. :) Now I’m almost feeling sad for your acquaintance. Almost.

I can’t help but wonder what the “finely ribbed” guy would have to say about these smooth vaginas. I wonder if he too evaluates the texture of the vagina, assuming he gets to touch the real ones. My point is perhaps this smooth vagina guy had as much of a fixation as the other guy had with the ribbing on pocket pussies. Food for thought :)

If his poor lover had to have her entire vagina stitched back together after childbirth, I hope to heavens she sued the doctor that let it get torn apart to begin with!

Having had a 4th degree laceration and a cervical laceration post childbirth, I can tell you without doubt that it was the perineum and the cervix that had to be repaired, no stitches in the vagina were required.

Nice and lumpy, bumpy, ridgey fun, fun, fun here…….thank you very much!

Reading all the comments has been fascinating! I hope the guy in question stumbles across it at some point - perhaps it would educate him?

Me, I’m lumpy, bumpy, ridgey, flutey and spongey. Every other vagina I’ve had the pleasure of sticking my fingers, hand or tongue inside has felt different to mine - but only in that the lumps, bumps, ridges, flutes and spongey-bits were in their own special spots. As it should be!

xx Dee

AAG, I think the guy you were talking to was utterly stupid, deluded, or both. Let him continue to search for the “ultimate” (in his little mind) vagina - more delightful textured vaginas for the rest of us!

What the hell. Mine’s not smooth. Considering how it feels when my G-Spot has been stimulated into extra “bumpiness,” I’d rather be dead than smooth.

This blokes got childbirth and genetics mixed up. The internal texture of a vagina is determined by genetics. Any childbirth damage is usually confined to external bumps between the vagina and anus from tearing and subsequent stitching.

I feel a contest coming on!! AAG pick a piece of swag and the best recipe for a Smooth Vagina cockatil wins it ;)

Plus Braggin’ Rights, of course.

The man’s a wanker and destined always to be so, I’d say ;o)

Me thinks the only ridges, lumps and bumps he is familiar with are those between his fingers!

The adorable ladies in my life all had varying degrees of textures (not to mention delicious flavors and delightful aromas).

No two are alike and that’s the way it should be … like opening a BOX at Christmas! One never knows what’s inside until she gives it!

Smooth? Only if she’s not aroused! Get with it fella. You aint doing her well! (Or are doing yourself poorly!) Now that’s a sad possibility!

The odd thing is that the first vagina I got a chance to explore was smooth. It was extremely muscley and had definite curves, but generally the texture was quite smooth. So that was what I figured they were like.

In a lifetime of a fair to middling experience with vaginas, that was the only smooth one whose acquaintance I have had. The rest all had a lot of texture. Which rather surprised me when I met vagina #2, but by 3 and 4, I had it figured out.

I don’t know if any were any better or worse than any others; smooth or no, each has been quite different but fully up to the task of efficient semen extraction.

Ron Chee, LOL. you’re so right.

Could it be that he called “vagina” the OUTSIDE and the labia?
As a foreigner, I noticed the quite recent use in the media of “va-jay-jay” for female organs. Which is a sad way of reducing them to the inside canal and thus forgetting the essential: the clit!
This man must be a chauvinist pig!

I once had sex with a woman who had pretty much zero texture in her vagina. It was strange, because while it was fairly tight inside I could not reach orgasm while inside of her. There just wasn’t enough stimulation in there. And this was without a condom!

Yeah, I don’t really think they’re smooth. In general.