Late one evening last week, my screamingly slow typing was interrupted by the beep of a message from Live Chat. Someone needed help.
The system automatically announces my presence in the chat as follows: “Hi, it’s aag. Can I help you find a product?”
My customer typed back, “Is this really aag?”
Thinking perhaps that he’d entered his message before mine popped up on his screen, I typed, “Yes, it is aag.”
His response made me LOL, and I never write LOL unless I am indeed laughing out loud, or (more likely) snorting out loud. “Is this THE aag?”
THE aag. Oh the responses. I’m one of a dozen? A clone aag? Just part of the dedicated team of aags that keeps this place a’float? Aag’s stunt-double?
But instead I just said, “This is the aag who writes aagblog.com,” and proceeded to help him pick out something really really nice.
I hope he enjoys it. I hope he gets as much fun out of the toy as I got out of thinking about having a whole army of aags to help me out.
***New review posted at Jane’s Guide! Go leave some comments over there, willya? I get lonely. Truly. ***
The aag almost sounds like a disease or something. Like, “I have a bad case of the aags.”
You are indeed a household proper know around here. We we are talking over the heads of the wee ones, I might say, I was reading AAG, and….
Or bring that thing we got from aag. Its interesting how few memorable short url’s there are out there and you def picked a good one. I was thinking about that last night when I started my 4th (our 8th) blog. I almost made the url TAH or TAMH because I am getting tired of typing the full urls into the work cyber cafe computer where I cant save them. I decided it want particularly memorable.
You could consider franchasing, you could have say AAGMN for your Minnesota branch, AAGUT, AAGCO sounds cool enough we might have to move to colorado to grab that franchise….
Maybe for an aroused girl in recovery you could have AAGAA. I love palandromes, just not enough to encourage my wife to go on the wagon. No, wait. That would be AAGSAA, not actually a palindrome.
I believe that means you’re famous. Like, THE Angelina Jolie?
People know there’s only one but the thought of actually coming in contact with them is stunning.
I agree with you being famous…I send all my friends here to read your blog. Though the urge to not share where I was finding all the really cool toy links was awfully tempting.
Share the toy joy!
:)
I always wonder how many people click the link just to talk to THE aag and not really to get any toy help, lol.
Oh. Hm.
You think?
‘Cause I don’t think most of ‘em know me…
:)
OK, that’s it! Now you HAVE to create AAG products on Cafe Press or some such place. I’d buy em! Panties emblazoned with AAG would be pretty awesome :D
I clearly remember the first itme you acknowledged me in a comment. You said, “I didn’t know you hung out around here.”
I felt famous.
Wanna trade autographs?
OP,
Yes!
Fan-girl SQUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ok, I confess it was I who “clicked the link.”
Not to garner attention from THE great and poweful AAG (well, maybe a bit ) But more to ask for expert advice regarding a product to help me weather the drought I’ve been enduring with my STB-ex.
This is the only blog that I have (here to fore now) lurked.
AAG’s word crafting abilities describing her split are originally what drew me in. All of your comments, coupled with her story telling ability are what keep me coming back.
I’ve met several well known celebrities in my life, but I’ve never been as deeply privy to the more private sides of their lives as I am this beautifully minded individual- your sharing your day to day is cathartic for me to read and give me solace in knowing I’m not alone.
AAG- I don’t remember how I found your place on the web, but I’ll always remember how to get back.
My best to you.
all i can say is: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Yeah, nenasadije, a bit sappy I suppose, but heart felt- that’s where I am at the moment.
Very far out.
Aag’s stunt-double?
Stunt-double? Might be worth considering on those achy joint days. Although good sex is often the best remedy for the achy joints. Still, t would be cool to listen in on the radio dispatching of your stunt-doubles:
Dispatch operator: We have a pube-and-lube request scheduled for 1800 hours. All available operators call in please. Over.
Dispatch operator: AAG #2, is that a confirmation? Over.
Dispatch operator: AAG #2, I can’t understand you when you’re ball-gagged. Please reconfirm. Over.
THE AAG!
I love it!!!
*trying not to chortle to heartily*
;-)
Surely they know you’re one of a kind :o)
I suppose I would say something like that if I ever ran across you outside of the blogosphere. ;)
It is kind of awkward isn’t it when someone addresses you as “The”? I’ve never like it myself.