aag

OK, tossing my hat in the ring for these jewels… I am sure I can get good use out of either one. REALLY good use. The wave looks like it could touch you in places you didn’t think could be touched… Is that thing really 5 feet long like it looks??? and I would love to watch my partner squirm through a lovely dinner out with the Rider buzzing away happily, far out of reach.

Fun for the whole fami..oh, no.. for the two of us at least. :D

DaNewb

Oh please oh please oh please!

Yes, please!

I demand more silicone toys in vibrant colors. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow of sex?

Ooh yes please :D

I bet I would enjoy the Wave. But if you pull my name for the other one, what the heck.

(Elbows her way to the front of the crowd) OOOOO Me, me!!! I would soooo love either one. :)

The Jollie line is one I haven’t had the pleasure of experiencing. I’ve heard great things tho. I would certainly enjoy trying one out

*hint, hint. nudge, nudge*

:D

Ah, the joys of toys…especially new toys…new to me toys, too, since I don’t have anything from the Jollie line…and ones I wouldn’t have to pay for? Well…that’s definitely worth a few keystrokes!

Keep up the most lovely writing, aag. You make my day, no matter what your mood (or mine), just because your words are arranged so beautifully on the screen. :)

Now those look like fun!

I checked out both of those toys and immediately started coveting. I am joining the jostle!

Oh, I’m in!

Wow! I’m in time :)

I’m putting in for this AWESOME swag!

Pretty please? They both look like fun :)

As I sit here I can’t help but ponder which I would rather receive. Would something long and thick for my own bottoms’ selfish desires be the one? Maybe it would be better to watch my wife try to retain her composure while filled with “medical grade silicon”.
There is only one way to solve this conundrum aag. Pick me and make me choose!!

Ooooh. Now those just look like a TON of fun. :-D

Please! O the fun I and my lovers would be having with these.

Aah, I was just browsing in need of some new toys and here you are offering. hehe, Put my name in!

Oh, well, I think I might need a lovely new friend. I don’t have any silicone toys. They tend to be a bit pricey for me.

Thanks so much for the drawing!

OOoh those look like so much fun! I could really use a new toy to keep me occupied and relaxed through this divorce. Pick me!! Pick me!!

Now I am glad I woke up and got on the computer…Please pick me…both look like tons of fun….If I had the money I would be buying a Rider at this moment.

That rider would be awesome to have, my anniversary is coming up. :)

Me, me, me! And my partner, of course.

I want I want! And Monday is my 21st birthday! How can you turn me down?

my, my. we would love to try either of those ! since we’ve moved, our toys have been lost, and we have none to play with! set us up!

Oooh, shiny

Oooooh! I want swag! Pick me, pretty please!

Could you insist that the lucky winner writes back to you with her (his?) performance report on these gadgets? :o)

Do you remember Hoppers brother? The nerdy grasshoper from A BugsLife.
Do you remember the grand finale of the magic show…they needed a volunteer and he wanted to be picked soooo bad.
That’s me right now; “pick me pick me…I’m using all my mental powers to will you to pick me!”
sss

My wife would love to have one of these…..

Ummm, yes. One. Or the other.

Me too! Me too!

Nice. ;)

Yes, I am a swag ho.

What’s it to ya?

“You wanna get in on it?” Not exactly: I want to get it in on me!

Or my lovely wife, depending.

Boy that looks like fun.

Me, me, me! :)

Ooohhh..the rider looks fun!

OOOOoooOOoooOOOoOOoOOoo
I want it. them.

swag is sweet. aag is sweeter (does flattery count for anything these days?)…

I’ve just been looking longingly at the Rider and suddenly found myself doing an impression of the seagulls in Finding Nemo…

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine , Mine

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh pleeeeeeeeeeeease let it be mine (see, I’m not ashamed to beg!)

I have one poor little toy and it is time to expand!

Woo to new toys!

Oh please, please, please pick me. I know it’s random but it can’t hurt right??? My g/f will love one of these toys - as I’m sure I will as well.

One for me, and one for my wife!

can’t hurt to try!

me too!

Okay - I’m in. Besides, I had a question for you.

You remember that buddything you reviewed back in December before christmas? And do you remember about the guy who wanted his wife to ride him (frontside) while also sort of riding him anally (if I got that right)?

Anyway, have you heard of any guys riding the buddy? Sort of curious because I know a woman who would love to see me doing just that…and she’d get her wish too…LOL

Squee! I say squee!

Yes please! My wife & I would love to have a new toy! :-)

You always have some great swag! sign me up too! Thanks

We donot have toys here in our country would love to have one .

putting my name in too…this would be perfect for the two people in my life… :)

peace…

Wow, those are fancy schmancy. Put my name in the contest please

Oh yes please!

I’m definitely in!

i know, it’s selfish and annoying of me to throw my name in just when you’re giving away pretty stuff…. but come on, everybody’s doing it!

Very nice

Scrumptious.

Oooooh, swag… and my favorite kind of swag too, toys!

I love that they are available in the color Grape. I know a little one that has no concept of Purple. He uses grape crayons and wants to wear the ‘grape shirt, please’.

Anyway…..grape jollie rider, please!

ME want!

Ooh those look like they could be fun. Don’t you think so J?

oh, me me me…. That Rider looks delicious…. You are such a giver AAG.

Oh sweetness, you KNOW we would be having a great time!!! Now if we just find out about that mybuddy!

mmmmm. swag. looks delicious.

The wife needs a new toy real bad!

So I sat for a while and planned what sort of comment would catch your eye so that you would choose me. Then I thought to myself, “Self, if she’s really going to *randomly* choose, it doesn’t matter what you write.” Being a person to take the path of least resistance whenever possible, this is my comment : )

Dee

I need some spicing up in the bedroom.

Saying a random prayer to a random saint…These look LOVELY. Delurking to enter and to tell you I thoroughly enjoy reading your blog. I’m about halfway through the archives and will be sad when I’m done!

hollerrr!!

delurking because i want some swag … here’s hoping

What the heck. We can always use more toys around here! ;)

Sure I would love to win either of these - but thanks for the new website if I don’t - these toys do look like fun!

Hope all is well in your little world.

i’m in.

oh man, i love the curves on those babies. i’m in!

Well I never win anything but I’d hate to pass up a chance. My toybox is pretty pathetic. :)

I’ll be a begging swag whore. Please, please, oh pretty please?!

count me in for free swag!

cool - maybe i’ll see those at the Taboo show tomorrow in Vancouver.

I don’t know which one to hope for most!

The thought of having the rider all day at work nearly makes me weep with horniness

…but then I ponder the same scenario with the Wave (see, I tend to keep things in my butt for a long time…I’m sure you understand!), and I have a similar reaction.

All I know for sure is I’m glad there’s someone I live with happy to fill whichever orifice you don’t.

:-*

Sounds great! sign me up! :)

Oh yes, pretty please!!!

In my “old” age, it takes longer to… well, you know. Can you help a sista out? The Jollie Rider looks like just the magic toy I need. Put my name in the basket. SB and I would love you forever.

oo! pick me!!

<3

Wow… those toys (and the others on their website) look very fun!

I’m sure my better half and I would put them to good use :)

I want. :D

A toy that can’t be propelled across the bed?? No way! I just have to try this one out. Hmm, this and who needs a man, what a combination. Pick me, pick me!

Wife sez she can never have enough toys …

OOOHHH!!!!! I WANT I WANT!!!!! PLEASE???? Look like it would be interesting for my husband and I.

You have certainly perked my interest with these items. We could always use a new toy for the bag. Our toys never get used as often as i would like, and i plan to have a talk with Master about that. i promise to be a bad girl and use them without permission if i were to win one.
i am happy that i have found your site. You do a wonderful job. Thank you !

Swag me hard in the ass and I’ll come back to you forever…

Give it to me. NOW!

Just figured you might be into that.

Namaste

Your Rider review was fascinating reading - any toy that stays put through multiple-orgasms and strong squeezings is one I have to try for myself!

xx Dee

Ohh! pick me!!

Oooooh. Please? Pleeeease?

They’re so pretty and sexy looking and the Rider sounds like a LOT of fun!

Please?! ;)

Hell, why not. I think this contest is sufficient bribery for me to make an initial post. ;) If only I could come up with a witty remark…

My goodness. The rider looks, um… magnificent. Mrs P would love one of those, I’m sure of that. Pick me!

My sweet sex slut wife would love to experience the Rider, I’m sure. Very interesting design concept. I am troubled by the difficulty you had turning it on, however…

oh oh, randomly pick me!

Hi AAG,

I promise that with either of those toys, they will be wrapped in some safe flesh!

XO

Chuck

i’ll throw my name in!

Yay, AAG Swag!!

Your review makes the Rider sound fun to try out. Have you tried having it inserted during anal intercourse?

Ooooh!

Me me me! i want swag! Trade ya for my mailing address…

108 previous comments????!

Well add us to the long list of greedy bastards in line for some kinky swag.

Wait. Shouldn’t this be S.O.U.G? I mean it is stuff one of us gets, not really actuall stuff we all get.

My name too :)

I want IN!! All the way IN!!!

In just before the deadline!