It occurs to me that I had the exact same problem during the year I nursed my daughter.
I nursed that child everywhere, from the middle of crowded restaurants to center court at the mall. I nursed on planes, in parks, at friends’ houses and (of course) at home. I refused to retreat into public restrooms to nurse her; if no one else was eating in a tiny cubicle containing a toilet then by God neither was my child.
At the same time I didn’t want to flash my drippy tits or stretch-marked belly at every passer-by, so I planned my nursing outfits accordingly. Usually a camisole top with a built-in shelf bra under a t-shirt or sweatshirt worked fine; this was my home-brew alternative to expensive store bought options.
I just needed something that would keep the extraneous body parts covered and let the baby get to her favorite things in the world with the utmost comfort and speed. Once I solved the problem of how best to dress for nursing, we were good to go.
And now I’ve found a similar solution for going to sex parties. (Come now. You knew it was heading back around toward sex sooner or later. Don’t act all shocked.)
In the past I’ve gone to gatherings in my usual uniform of jeans and a t-shirt, which was a comfortable choice for socializing but not so good if I wanted any public playtime. I mean sure, I could have peeled off every stitch of clothing at the first possibility of a nuzzle, but then I’d either be stuck walking around naked for the rest of the night or else I’d have to redress myself. Repeatedly.
Other girls are not so shy. They strip down to panties and bras or even just panties. But I don’t have the proper underthings or the self-confidence to socialize like that.
Really, as much as I like teh secks, I don’t so much like to have my whole saggy elderly body on public display. Unless I’m coming. Then I don’t care who sees what, but I think I’ll say no more on that topic ’til tomorrow.
But now I have the solution. I found in the store a cute lil black chemise. It’s got tiny straps that fall down at the least provocation, and yet the bodice gives good coverage. The body of the garment is opaque so that no one needs to be subjected to the sight of my mommy tummy; it’s short enough but it shows off nary a hint of my panties.
So I can wander around with (almost) complete coverage, but when it comes time for a little action, I can push down the straps, lose the panties and I’m all set.
There are sites out there selling clothing for just about every other possible sort of social event. How come there’s no site selling appropriate orgy attire, eh?
Sew some lace or fringe or tassels on a nursing bra and you can have drive thru suckling service.
What about a kimono or a wrap dress?
Isn’t that why Hef started up with the robe?
When I used to go to sex parties, I liked mid-thigh-length shirts that buttoned down the front. Then I could leave it as many of the buttons open or closed as I liked, and it was reasonably decent even with nothing else on.
A robe or Kimono would be SUCH a hassle with the tie belt and loose bits flopping around all over the place.
I think the chemise is a BRILLIANT idea! It’s sexy, it helps you feel more confidant, and most importantly it gets out of the way easily when you have better things to think about (like orgy-ness) ^_~
I think you have hit upon an idea for a home based business. You would need a catchy name for it though. Orgy Attire Inc?
A guy told me that the outfit to wear to such a gathering was a camisole, but a chemise, which is a bit longer and rather like a slip, sounds like a great idea. One to definitely remember.
aag – The Orgy Fashionista! Great wardrobe tip. Thanks!
There’s no such site? Get on that girl…
Ok so, I want to see a pic of you. You are self-deprecating about your bod, but I bet that you’re just lovely.
Skip, doesn’t the lovely AAG still have her HNTs in her archives?
My god, AAG, I didn’t know you had this issue or I would have turned you on to the chemise ages ago. I prefer mine to have a top with an underwire so my big tits look all perky and luscious. I snap them up whenever I see them and I don’t even do orgies! That dick Victor got my heel caught in the back of my favorite black one and it’s ripped now. I’m hunting a new one.
Damn I need to stop reading through bloglines, I missed the tag line until this moment. Hehe.
i like a sarong… it’s super comfy, can be a wrap or a skirt or a cape or a blanket to lie on and it drapes super well
that said, the chemise is also a great plan…
There is always the surgical gown. Not the prettiest thing mind you. But with a single snap at the neck all the goodies slide into view!! Or the goods can be freely accessed from behind… hmmm, I sew a bit..I could start a line of sexy hospital attire… sheer gowns for the discriminating patient?
DaNewb
Would be SO HOT for those with the medical fetish.
:)
mmm, I love chemises. I feel much more sexier in a chemise than i do nude. Great choice aag!
i think we need a picture…
but i am so glad you have found something that works for you… :)
peace…
Sigh. Sex parties. You’re angst over the proper attire and I’m angst over not having sex, never mind sex parties. Too much sighing.
i go shopping with just those conumdrums in mind ..
i found a chemise thingy … stretchy so i don’t feel too constrained, with transparent panels in good spots … gives me pointy boobs and and a sexy peep hole back. Now all i need is an orgy!