Not long ago it came to pass that two male friends and I had the opportunity cooperatively to pleasure another friend of ours, a woman.
We laid her back gently on the bed and placed a thick pad under her bottom. We cleared away folks who were in the most danger from her copious gushing, which meant anyone standing in front of her legs or on the floor below the loft where the bed was positioned.
My male compatriots provided attention to her upper half while I slid a long-handled glass toy into her already wet pussy. This woman is the proud owner of a pussy that is not only gloriously gushy but which also is super strong, and I certainly could tell this from what her body was doing to my toy. Each time I pushed in, I could feel her squeeze down and out on my toy. The longer we played, the more force I needed to exert in order to keep the toy in place.
Didn’t want it to shoot out of her and put someone’s eye out, you know.
I wished, not for the first time and almost assuredly not for the last, that I had an appendage capable of enjoying those squeezing sensations to the fullest, because if I were in possession of such an organ, you better believe that it would have been buried to the hilt in my friend.
Instead, I was happy to watch my male friends kissing her neck, breasts and lips while I worked over her lower half. Eventually one of the men sucked hard on her clit; I hung in there with the toy, trying hard to avoid bonking his forehead on the backstroke.
Our friend came and came and came, soaking through the pad and endangering the observing crowd. Finally her body went limp one final time. We slowed and then stopped the kissing, sucking and fucking. She raised herself to her elbows and gently returned back to earth.
The crowd congratulated her (and us) on a job well done, and then…well, I’ll just come right out and say it. My male friends, proud apparently at their orgasm-giving prowess, bumped knuckles over the woman’s chest.
They bumped knuckles with each other. They bumped knuckles with each other…but not with me.
I felt so left out. Sure they’d done plenty to give our friend a wonderful experience, but what? Did they think I’d been hangin’ out down there twiddling my thumbs?
I brought it up to one of the men later, when our clothes were back on. “I was really put out that you two bumped knuckles with each other but not with me!” I pouted prettily.
“Oh,” he said. “I didn’t realize that you were the knuckle bumping type.”
So as of now, I will go on the record. After you’ve provided a particularly righteous orgasm, are you gonna do some celebratory high five-ing? Ball spiking? Grandstand leaping? Funky chicken-ing? Ass slapping?
If I am part of a group of hard working orgasm providers and congratulatory knuckle bumps are exchanged during the scene’s denouement, I expect to be knuckle bumped right along with everybody else.
Come on. It’s only fair.
*raises his fist for a congratulatory knuckle bump*
*raises her fist*
power to the people.
LOL i was thinking “knuckle bumping” was code for something else…
Dude, I would have been just as upset! I want congrats for an awesome orgasm I help give too!
FYI, I would so have bumped your knuckles.
I’ll knuckle bump you any day, AAG. Among other things.
I whole heartedly agree with you, you should have gotten your knuckle bumped… or at least something bumped.
Oh, And I too thought for a second there that this was a euphemism for some male mutual masturbatory satisfaction practice. Like docking…
DaNewb
Next time you get left out of that decidedly barbaric knucklebumping practice, merely giggle and grin and steal the spotlight from the men by dropping into a full curtsy in front of your appreciative audience, saying, “Thank you! Thank you, oh, thank you!” That’ll teach ‘em!
True, you should have gotten credit where credit was due, especially since the “thumb twiddling” is probably what got her off in the first place.
Thank you, OP.
I shall take you with me next time.
You shall be my Orgy Representative.
:)
You SO deserved a knuckle bump!
so, now in addition to ‘bumping uglies’ we bump knuckles? cool. Gotta say I prefer the former to the latter. Wanna bump knuckles after bummping uglies, AAG?
dude
i’m deeply happy being monogamous but can i just say?
i wish i’d gone to an orgy first!
:)
Hey AAG -
I’m not saying I agree with the following,
but this is the way it is.
You’re not a man.
And for men -
Gender trumps All.
Ed
You definitely deserved a knuckle-bump, if that’s the accepted practice at orgys, after giving mind-blowing orgasms. I mean, how likely is it she would have gushed like that, from the guy’s attention on her upper half, alone?
Aww, how self-absorbed are they?? Sheesh! And I thought knuckle-bumping was gonna be bumping hands whilst masturbating, as well. Silly me, dirty mind!
It seems kind of tacky to me. Funny, sure, but not sexy, and kind of rude, too. If I were the woman underneath the knuckle bumping, I’d at least have rolled my eyes, or been offended, being treated like some kind of sporting event.
Dude, we would have bumped chests!
Viviane, I would be proud to bump chests with you anytime, anywhere.
In fact, I think I’ll bump chests with you the very next time I see you!
BlogHer? Next July?
1. high five myself….no friends
2. U deserve recognition
3. how do I get to hang out with your crowd?
Great one.
M.
its a windy day in toronto where the re-cycled xxxmas trees are blowing around like tumbleweeds…j
…and i’m knuckle-deep in your site!
love your writing
-j
So far I haven’t had an help in giving the wife any orgasms, and frankly I don;t know that she “needs” m,y help either although she does seem suitably appreciative of my efforts. (I mean the woman has orgasms from the seam of a pair of tight jeans!).
Post orgasmic celebratory expressions so far have consisted of the basic goofy expression.
If ever you were to find yourself credited with an assist in our bed, I would welcome you to gaze adoringly but goofily at her with me, and then join me in a celebratory post coital nap.
-The Geek
I would totally have had to give you a knuckle bump.
It’s not like you’re some diaphanous, timid wallflower :o)
You bring game!