Jan 052008
Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking,
unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
- Edward Gibbon
I’ve decided to stop posting on Saturdays unless I’ve got some cool swag to give away.
Or, you know, unless it’s this Saturday.
Because if I ever want to be able to write a book (!!!!!), I gotta give something up. I suppose I could give up Project Runway instead of stopping Saturday postings…
Oh please. That’s just crazy talk.
You guys won’t hate me, will you? You won’t think I’m a lazy indolent fuck, just lying about in my nightie, eating marshmallow fluff directly from the jar instead of blogging? You’ll forgive me, right?
Please?
You wear nighties? What does it look like?
I figured you for a big t-shirt sleepware kid of gal.
Most nights it’s take off the jeans and collapse in a tshirt.
:)
ps…I don’t really eat marshmallow fluff either, ew.
You guys won’t hate me, will you? You won’t think I’m a lazy indolent fuck, just lying about in my nightie, eating marshmallow fluff directly from the jar instead of blogging? You’ll forgive me, right?
Only if you promise to write a story about how a lonely divorced mom with literary aspirations, clad in a sheer nightie and an errant dollop of marshmallow fluff, absentmindedly answered the door in her dishabille and embarked on life of debauchery with the astounded but oh-so-grateful FedEx delivery guy.
Oh, and by the way,
~ with a happy clanking in my pants ~
A quote from the sexual memoirs of the Tinman: What We Really Did on the Yellow Brick Road? Must have missed that one.
Happy clanking in my pants:
http://janesguide.com/wpmu/toys/2007/12/26/lelo-luna-balls/
:)
How’d you make it through mod this time, Kochanie? I’m always snagging your butt outta there.
Personally, I could use a lazy, indolent fuck.
honey you blog when you got something to say, but man, marshmallow fluff sounds good…
You need to do what’s best for you. If writing a book is what’s going to make you happy (or at least provide a therapeutic outlet), then I think you should go for it!
Marshmallow fluff? Yuck.
How’d you make it through mod this time, Kochanie? I’m always snagging your butt outta there.
I love it when you snag my butt, AAG. ;-) Truth be told, I am grateful to anyone who will do something to my butt.
To answer your question, I omitted the website when I submitted the comment. Seems that the mere mention of http://www.realadultsex.com makes your spam filter ch-urlish. So I pretended to be homeless and it let me in.
Do what is best for you. Don’t worry what “we” think… Just do what you think will help you be what you want to be.
Writing a book sounds fun…yeah. An indolent fuck? Never!!! We all need some time in our nighties eating marshmallow fluff from the jar.
Write that book. And when you’re done, could you write mine too? The marshmallow Fluff makes my fingers sticky.
Mmmmmm… marshmellow fluff… Damn… now I need to go to the store…
There is nothing wrong with eating marshmallow fluff. I just prefer it in a different way.
This is how I make a smores!!
Take one hot body (your choice of gender)
add marshmallow fluff
add chocolate syrup
eat till you are sated, or a sugar coma takes over.
yummy!
How dare you take a day off! Sheesh. That’s it. I’m outa here!
Aaaaannnnddd….I’m back! Did I miss much?
you know what i did with your domain kochanie?
i selected it to go to moderation so i wouldn’t have to dig it out of the spambots thousands… this way i get an email and can approve it fast…
not that you comment on my blog, but i did it after you wrote a post about not commenting anywhere :)
miss aag? you do what you have to and we’re just going to appreciate whatever you choose to share with us…
If it gets your book written faster I am all for you taking Saturdays off. I can’t wait to read it when you are done.
I’d forgive you for not writing but could never forgive you giving up Project Runway. That’s a horrible thing to do to yourself.
“I can’t wait to read it when you are done.”
Omg the pressure!
!!!!!!!
AAG,
It’s a good trade.
Pete
You’re only a lazy indolent fuck if you mix chocolate syrup into the fluff before you eat it. :P
Fluff is deliciously spreadable however disgusting it is…and there is a great deal to be said for that…and because its ALL sugar it easily washes off in the shower…
You’re only a lazy indolent fuck if you mix chocolate syrup into the fluff before you eat it.
Oops.
Guess I’m a lazy indolent fuck then.
:)
Being as I like learning new words, I looked up indolent… and one of the definitions is: Causing little or no pain.
So, being an indolent fuck is an OK thing, unless pain is your kink! Me… I just like silky things…
Blogging is very hard work but you make it look easy. You deserve Saturdays off.
Project Runway absoLUTEly has priority over blogging. In my house it has priority over anything short of severe blood loss in one of my children. So yes, I can and do forgive the one day off!
If it is ever a decision between posting and Project Runway, I would never harbor bitterness that you chose Project Runway. I know I would.