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i can has?

Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Please?

My wonderfully nerdy guy and I have great sex now, but I think that this would help bring out his dark side in the bedroom.

hmmm …. even if she doesn’t win it, this looks like a couples toy we should buy. Round, not too jiggly … besides, can’t you just hear “buuuut dear, it comes in a satin-lined box” ?

(and she wonders where I keep coming up with toy ideas)

merry Christmas aag! And I hope you have the happiest new year as well :)

All I want for christmas is some sexy swag, some sexy swag, some sexy swag.

…and a sexy partner to share it with.

This might restore my hero status in this household. And by ‘restore’ I mean ‘put in place for the first time.’

ooh, that looks like fun, hope I win.

Oh please please please please let it be me! :)

Thats no moon! Thats a sex toy!

Seriously, my doctor just told me that I need a vibrating sphere for my pink parts. I’ve got a note around here somewhere.

That looks like it could definitely bring on a merry christmas :)

prettyplease…

I promise I’ll be bad.

I dunno what the funk that thing is, but its sexy. i love its form and style. toys are neat. but toys with style are D.E.A.D.S.E.X.Y.

Lovely. I could have some fun with this. Pretty, pretty please? I’ve been super good this year.

Ohhh…. pretty. For me?

ooh! it’s so shiny! this would be so very fun to introduce to my bed [or bathtub, or couch, or kitchen table...] happy holidays whether i get it or not though. your blog is awesome and i enjoy it very much indeed*

Oooo, so pretty! I love it!

Happy early Christmas, babe! I hope it’s decent for you.

(oh - today I just found an email from you back in OCTOBER. wtf is that about? You went to spam, sorry!!!!1)

Me, me!!!

Oooooooo….pretty! If Apple made vibrators, I think it would look something like this.

Would go great with my iPod. :) I *heart* my iPod and I’m sure I would love this!

Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top!

I swear you get the most awesome toys. I am no good at begging lol. Off to show this to my guy. Though still working on getting him to buy me the My Buddy from last weekend lmao. Hope you are feeling better.

Very Interesting! Love to try new things! Happy Holidays all!

~loud breathing noises followed by a voice remarkably like the writer in field of dreams…~

I shall not beg…you will send this to me…my address to follow..

-The geek

gosh, i’ve heard of la petite mort, but the death star sounds like le grande mort!

ooooh, pick me!!!

*begs*

Hi Sweet Cheeks,

I promise that if you give us the Death Star vibrator for Christmas, we’ll STAY ON TARGET!!

XOXO

Chuck

Oooooh, me! Please, please, pretty please? Please may I have it? Please???

Have the best and happiest Christmas possible.
Am scheduled to provide a massge tomorrow; but could use this swag at a later date. (If this date goes well.)

Oooh! I have just the lover to try this lovely little gadget on! I want it! Please!!!!!!!

We (as in I) grovel and whimper before the dark powers of randomness and dare to hope.

Only a bit.

Oooo, pretty!

Happy holidays, AAG.

My girl friend would love that! I’d love to share it with her. I promise that I’ve been a very bad boy this year…that should count for something…don’t you think?

I want!!

…please?

It reminds me of the Magic 8 Ball. I believe it’s better because it will always fulfill your immediate desire. Nice.

Sign us up! We want! We want!

The Force says:

You will give me that toy.

Please.

How classy it looks. My wife certainly deserves it.

mmmmm….shiny!!!

Oh, oh, oh my God… it’s techno-geeky looking enough for me (and its effects on my person would be OK too… lol) — and my beloved lady friend who would benefit from this belated Christmas booty has the most sensitive nipples…

A wonderful gift with which to welcome her back from sunny Florida.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!

Wow, that would be so cool to unwrap in front of the in-laws on Christmas morning.

Pretty please….

Please Please.

Happy Holidays to everyone.

Namaste

Very purty. Me, please!!!

Happy Holidays.

Come to think of it, shouldn’t we be calling this wonderful toy the “little death” star? (La petite mort… goodness, but the French can turn a memorable phrase)

ooooo i promise to be extra naughty.

She will thank you, and so will I.

Ooohhh, me, please please please! Such a lovely pretty thing — just like you!

Want.

I would like to start the New Year giving my wife a good full body message followed with full body workout.

I’ve always been a StarWars geek and so is my man. This would be great for Christmas.

We could enact our own version of the Darth Vader interrogating Princess Leia scene.

I’d love one. :)

-Pixel

Wow. That would be a great late xmas gift for the wife.

It IS purdy!!
…and I’d love to experience it with my honey JUST because it IS named the Death Star!!

That is the coolest vibrator in the world… “Luke, I am your fathers vibrator” “NOOOOOO” gimme gimme! :D

my nerdy boyfriend and I would love it too hehe

I LOVE it, and I want one!

Hm. No matter how you roll it, it still comes up orgasms. :)

This would be a great gift for a certain lady.

Okay, that looks fun as hell. I would defintiely love to put that magic 8 ball in someone’s side pocket.

Ooo, I’d love to try that!

Especially since it’s so…non-dildo-y. Nothing wrong with a dildo, of course, but occasionally one needs a discreet toy to play with!

please please please me? i’ve been trying to convince my geeky but stubborn boyfriend that a vibrator would rock our world. i might be able to get away with plying his perineum with a death star, though.

yum! want!

I’ve been lurking around here for a bit, and that Tuyo would make the gf excited enough to make me comment here for the first time.

oooooh, shiny! I’ve been very very naughty, but can I have it anyway? Its black like a lump of coal…

Delurking to say “Pick me, pick me!”
First time I’ve posted for one of your give aways,
but my sweet nerdy boy would LOVE this…

As would I…

HAN: Oh, what about you need?

LEIA: (mystified) I need? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

oooo - that looks like fun!
sign me up!

I’d *really* like to own that but I’m far too proud to beg!

Ummm, erm… second thoughts, no I’m not, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease can I have it?

A Death Star sex toy! Yeah! Hey baby, check out my Light Sabre! Yo dah one I love!

Looks like fun! I’d love to give it a whirl! :)

I would love to win this. I would try it out and maybe even write my own review.

Yes. I’d like this please.
Box? Please. Round? Please. Gentle vibe? PLEASE!!!

Oooh…. pretty! Looks like it’d be fun to share, and a great way to celebrate some time together in front of the fireplace.

Please?

Well, looking forward to rolling that thing around.

I love the idea that you can leave it out and no one would be the wiser…except for one of my young’uns - who is too damn smart for his own good.

“Mommy, why do you have a ball on your desk? What’s this button do? Oooh, look Mommy, watch what happens when you push the button and roll it on the wood floor…”

(has a snoopy mil, who has found my drawer of toys - wish I could have seen the look on her face when she opened that up)

I want.

And Musns? My mom found our toybox with me in the room and asked where she should put the “shoe shine kit.” I blushed, she went wide eyed and then smirked at me. I told her to put it in the closet and please never look in that box. She laughed and, to my knowledge, never has looked. I really really hope.

That’s really cool looking. It would be funny to use as a paper weight on the coffee table when visitors come over~ only you would know, lol.

Oooh, shiny. I suppose this’d be another “please?” comment. :P

Merry Christmas AAG, hope you have an arousing festive season!!

xox Rups

Do want!

I think my girlfriend would love it. Bring on the Death Star. :)

now, that is something that wouldn’t run the risk of having social services called in! as the kids get older, i find myself growing more & more creative in the hiding of toys.

i’m not much good at begging. unless you count an even, whispered command in the ear. but really, i hardly know you …

oh! oh! oh!

me! me! me!

Yes, I can definitely see myself sitting on that toy while reading your blog!

rawr

I like the look of that little contraption!

A death star vibrator = win.

:)

I’d like to win one. I’m looking for something new to spice up my playbag and solo night life.

I’m digging the fact that my nosey floormates wouldn’t even know what it is… They’ve been threatening to find my sex toys and post pictures of them around the dorm since we were freshmen. This looks so harmless and I might sleep better at night…

lol!!!

I love that this one could stay out in public :)

…sensing thousand of voices crying out at once…

Oooooh, that would make for some nice blog entries.

I just hope nothing weird would happen (like my dog thinking he found a new toy)

Imagine:

She walks into she soft darkness of my room. I follow her in, hand on the curve of her hip, guiding her. I release her, my hand pulling away slowly. I turn, light the trio of candles in front of the mirror. She lets her eyes roam over the bits and pieces in my room, on my shelves. Her gaze stops on the innocent looking black ball. She leans closer. Shirt I unbuttoned on the couch gapes open. I feel my nipples harden.
“Some sort of Star Wars memorabilia?” she asks, not quite touching it.
She must not read AAG’s blog…
“Not really.” I reply, moving closer. Her eyes meet mine, mildly curious. I pick up the ball, my fingers recognize its shape. I feel my body respond, dampness gathering, warmth drawn to my center. Low center.
She can see my nipples through the tight tank top. Her gaze sharpens, and her breath hitches in.
I roll the ball between my hands, like a magician about to perform my best trick.
I turn it on with a deft flick of my fingers. I lean towards her as her eyes go wide. I can smell her arousal.
“Wanna join the dark side?”

So AAG, if you liked my imagining, care give me the tool to fufill my fantasy?

I’m new to your blog, but not new to fantasies, toyz and such…..

I’m just your average 40something trophy slut that is sooooooo coveting this new toy.

Happy Holidays, I’m sure I’ll be back, whether I win the goodies or not. Keep up the good work!

sensuous_salz

Shiny, fun, mutual enjoyment - seems like a must-get!

No, No!! I’M the geek!! Plus I love toys!! Love the blog. Keep going, lovely lady!

And we’re all done! Thanks everyone! I’ll email the winner in a mo.

:)

I’d like to win this, could be lots of fun!

Hey! I can be comment 101 here. Merry Christmas AAG, and Merry Christmas to all!

I’m a winner just by reading this blog!

It’d certainly look nice on the tree, but I’m thinking my conservative girlfriend would find it the gift that keeps on giving.