14th Dec, 2007

Really Weird Request

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He contacted me at the end of the evening, just as I was about to call it quits and tumble into bed. “I almost hate to ask this,” he typed, “but can you please help me with a really weird request?”

I steel myself when they mention really weird requests, because what constitutes a really weird request to someone else could be standard operating procedure for me, or it could be unusual enough to make me—yes, even me!—blush.

He wrote out his desire in oblique enough terms that I guessed he’d never before spoken of it. He seemed mortally terrified of offending me.

I found his polite hesitancy charming, especially since that very morning a user had threatened to turn me in to my boss for not talking dirty to him, as it was (in his words) “like…THE LAW” that someone with my type of job must be required to provide him with orgasmic release. “You are a sex-worker, aren’t you?” that customer had asked, although his phrasing was cruder than what I’m choosing to convey.

When once I figured out exactly what my late-night user was after, my heart squeezed in sympathy because what he thought of as a highly unusual (and possibly offensive) request was in fact something in complete harmony with my interests.

Panties. He wanted help with panties, both panties with which to masturbate and panties to wear while masturbating. He had quite specific requests for the detailing on these items, but who wouldn’t? When your fondest wish is for soft satin and ribbons, lace and eye-hooks just won’t do.

I pointed him in the right direction. Together we calculated what size he’d need. While helping him my mind flashed back to some few cross-dressers I’d known in the past: a transgendered friend who would with blushing pleasure try on my clothes; a partner who would meet me at the door wearing only silky underthings and an erection.

Something about a man in panties strikes such a chord in my heart. I’ve thought in the past that I was only sympathetic to and accepting of their fetish, but now I’m wondering if it couldn’t be considered my own certifiable fetish as well.

Maybe this fact should be added to my dating site profile? “Curvy slightly-submissive ass-sex-loving perv seeks ultra-horny somewhat-dominant panty-wearing man for hours-long sessions of love.”

He’s out there somewhere, right?

***There’s swag coming tomorrow, and it’s gooooooood stuff.***

Responses

This post made me smile - that’s so very sweet! (I like a man in panties myself, and thankfully Adonis obliges now and then.)

I am very, very glad that he got you on the line, and that the two of you were able to find what he wanted.

xx Dee

so awesome.

mine likes spandex so i get him fully uh outlined on a regular basis…

it intimidates a friend of his
*snerk*

“I found his polite hesitancy charming, especially since that very morning a user had threatened to turn me in to my boss for not talking dirty to him, as it was (in his words) “like…THE LAW” that someone with my type of job must be required to provide him with orgasmic release. “You are a sex-worker, aren’t you?” that customer had asked, although his phrasing was cruder than what I’m choosing to convey.

This had me laughing so hard I had to fight for breath!

It reminds me of when I was a stripper and I was going around for tips after my set and some guy asked me what $5 would get him. I said “what do you mean?” He said, “you know, in my truck.” I had to laugh… I told him “Baby, I’m a dancer, not a hooker. And if I was a hooker, you’d have to add 3 more zeroes to the end of that baby.”

He looked confused.

Just like being a polyamorous bisexual does not mean you will sleep with everyone, being a sex worker doesn’t mean you’ll do anything and everything.

Sometimes you have to laugh at the naivite though, huh?

“…seeks ultra-horny somewhat-dominant panty-wearing man for hours-long sessions of love.”
OK, I confess. Your desire describes me so well. I was never more happy in my underwear-choosing life than when I discovered ‘Life’ style boxers made by Jockey. Stretchy, clingy,form defining nylon wisps that don’t look like panties. Mmmmmm but they feel like them to me and they make the package look good too!!

* Ho, ho, ho

Hmmmm. I didn’t even know I might enjoy him in panties until this post. You made me smile AND all tingly-like :)

We should get married really.
Not that I’m into wearing panties much…that I know of I mean…. but your whole attitude is just… makes me melt really :)

you could have pointed him in my direction. besides my own little fetish, i have lots of links to other panty-friendly sites.
cheers,
sss

EVERYTHING is out there somewhere:-)

I’m sure he is out there somewhere babe ^_^

Also, I love what you changed your subscript to on your header! hehe!

Oh he is indeed. Unfortunately I am very much spoken for. :)

After reading your blog yesterday, I even threatened my beloved with buttsex whilst she was suspended by the wrists in the shower. Sadly, I was naked rather than panty-clad at the time.

Our blog only touches on the crossdressing aspects of our kink, but My other what I call my semi vanilla blog is mostly transgendered issues under my femme name,

From what I understand (and I’d like to know how many trousers they had to peek in to figure this out) but 4% of the male population cd’S

mm… there’s nothing quite like an erection trapped in satin or velvet…

I have a request, and I am sure it’s not weird. Could you come over? Soon? If need be, I will wear panties, if you promise to remove them with your teeth…
;)

I am sure that there are men out there that are exactly what you are looking for. You just need to find them. Regardless, best of luck finding that guy that you really like.

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