It’s the eighth of December. Do you know what you’re giving all the horny people in your life?
- On the first day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…one awesome Gigi vibe.
- On the second day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv… two teasing Smartballs.
- On the third day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv… three cyberskin strokers.
- On the fourth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a four-way glass dildo.
- On the fifth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…five sexy movies.
- On the sixth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…silken bondage sashes.
- On the seventh day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…flogger made of leather.
- On the eighth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…8 ounes of lube.
- On the ninth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…nine sex toy truffles.
- On the tenth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…guide to the g-spot.
- On the eleventh day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a rude boy massager.
- On the twelfth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a dozen glowing condoms.
Helpful Hint: Take the batteries out before you put a vibe under the tree, ’cause a buzzing box doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
Happy Shopping!
must.have.flogger.
really … day 8? never enough lube.
Well you could go for the 1L bottle, if you want…
Wow that glass dildo is beautiful, and very reasonably priced. Hrm, I should get a gift for my favorite perv, myself.
smartballs are great, I highly recommend them.
What a wonderful thing, to find you’ve got my christmas shopping list together for me already!
Thanks, AAG, as always, you rock!
Sailor… I was just about ready to say the same thing… though I think the lube will have to be either item #1 (always need lube) or maybe a stocking stuffer the night before x-mas…
Thanks AAG for putting the X back in X-mas. ;)
This post is AWESOME!!
I gotta ask…I was never clear on exactly what smartballs did…so what do they do?
Put ‘em in the vagina and go about your business. They move around and are supposed to feel great. Also, the muscles work to keep them in place.
Great list, the Gigi vibe is one of my favorites….also I agree, never enough lube.