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It’s the eighth of December. Do you know what you’re giving all the horny people in your life?

• On the first day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…one awesome Gigi vibe.
• On the second day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv… two teasing Smart Balls.
• On the third day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv… three cyberskin strokers.
• On the fourth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a four-way glass dildo.
• On the fifth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…five sexy movies.
• On the sixth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…silken bondage sashes.
• On the seventh day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a flogger made of roses.
• On the eighth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…8 ounces of lube.
• On the ninth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…nine sex toy truffles.
• On the tenth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a guide to the g-spot.
• On the eleventh day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a Rude Boy massager.
• On the twelfth day of the holidays I gave my favorite perv…a dozen glowing condoms.

Helpful Hint: Take the batteries out before you put a vibe under the tree, ’cause a buzzing box doesn’t leave much to the imagination.

Happy Shopping!