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I got nuthin. I’m hung up on the vibes. Next paycheck I’m gonna blow a wad on one and have a romantic evening with myself.

I would use it.

Need I say more? …Maybe I should.

I would use it with a special someone once I got the balls to show him I got accessories for the bedroom. Never brought any “extras” into my intimate life.

The Sexy Getaway Kit fits perfectly into my devious plans!

He’s coming for what he thinks is an innocent visit from back East in the Spring. What he doesn’t know is that I already have the calendar cleared for 2 days and a nice room reserved.

I’ve been fantasizing about this ever since we reconnected.

We saw each other for the first time in 17 years about a month ago and everything was urgent and rushed. I still have dirty pictures flashing through my head of the things we hurried to do to each other before our time ran out.

This time, it will be slow, methodical, and over and over again. (and hopefully flavored like raspberries!)

Now THIS is what the Holiday Season is all about!

Forget reindeer sweaters, Santa should start giving out sex toys to all the good little “girls” :-)~

I haven’t seen my boy since August, and it’ll be mid-December before we finally fall all over each other again. We’ve spent hours and hours having webcam-related fun (when I can get the apartment to myself; having two roommates is a horrible drag on your [cyber]sex life), but nothing can quite satisfy me.
I anticipate a full week of only putting clothes on when we have to answer the door to get delivery when I get back. My vibe and butt plug are in storage at his place, and we fully plan on using them together, but we’ve never played around with toys for him. I think after a nice massage with that oil, I can introduce him to my friend the butt plug, or at the very least, that cock ring. He’s a bit hesitant when it comes to such things, but I know how much he loves it when I’m going down on him and I wrap two fingers around the base of his cock. I don’t think he’ll take two much convincing, especially if I ask him while he’s using that vibe on me. Call it a Christmas present.

For the first time in my life, I am in a deep, meaningful, and beautiful relationship with the man of my dreams. I had no idea that a relationship could be like this, and I definitely had no idea sex could be like this!

I had never used a sex toy, never tried unique positions, never role played, dressed up, or any of the million other fun things that you can do in bed, until I met him.

My lover loves introducing me to new things, and I love being introduced to them. He is always surprising me, in and out of bed, and I would love to surprise him this time with this little goodie bag when we go to Chicago next month… :)

The Sexy Getaway Kit is as yummy as all of many climaxes would be when I’d use it. I adore candles, and any candle that melts into massage oil is at the top of my list of ‘Things I Want’. God bless double duty items.

The lickable oil and cock ring would be unbelievably enjoyable and I’ve got my eye on the pocket rocket. As a girl who’s been using and enjoying sex toys for quite a few years now, I seem to find myself in the market to replace quite a few of them at this point. After finding myself on my back with some towels all ready to dive in and have some amazing orgasms a week or two ago, I was incredibly disappointed to find that my trusty clit vibe had died a most painful death.

I shared my bad news with my fabulous husband and his immediate response was “we need to order you some new toys”. I wholeheartedly agreed with him, but just haven’t had the time to really decide what many things I want to purchase at this point.

I think the Sexy Getaway Kit is the ultimate way to connect with your partner and with the winter season just around the corner, just getting away to my bedroom with this kit and my lover would be one of the best gifts Santa could bring.

-Pixel Bailey
http://www.pixelbailey.blogspot.com

This kit would be so nice since my wife left the battery’s in hers and they all got coroded.

I would first take the Vibe and tease her till she was
Begging for me then I would use the lickable oil and the vibe on her clit till she couldn’t take anymore then slip on the Cock ring and we would fuck till we were both sore then use the Vibrator to bring her off one last time which is usually the best one for her.

Peace
wwonka

ohh and the 19th is my Birthday by the way.

Silent observer that couldn’t resist the contest. I’ve been reading for quite some time now and often wanted to comment - especially when it seems you just needed a hug. No sexy story here. Just hoping for something to help stir up more interest from my wife. The few times she’s in the mood, she certainly has fun - multiple times I might add! But getting the fun to begin is a challenge.

Keep up the great writing aag. I read you every morning. Just like that first cup of coffee, you’re my first blog of the morning.

Ohhhh pressies. I heart pressies. But I am also just enjoying people’s comments. Purrrr.

My husband and I celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary this December. Was every year happy? No, unfortunatly not but through hard work and a professional we found our way back to each other. The past several years have been our best years ever. We are a success story. We’re going to NYC next month to celebrate and would make excellent use of Sexy Getaway Kit!

Give it to someone who needs it. I’ve decided I’m off dating. My sexy getaways are now confined to the gym and the grocery.

The plane slows to a stop. After two weeks on the road he’s exhausted. He reaches below the coat draped across his lap to touch himself. Engorged, his cock seems to be the only part of him not completely drained.

It’s been difficult going without daily play dates he and his lover share. As he de-boards the plane his mind wanders. Flashes of sea blue eyes, parted lips, black lace over small, stiff nipples, curved sacrum, soft ass, wet, hot clit that tastes like…like…like dulce de leche? Hu? He pays no mind to this strange olfactory interruption. His lover is waiting.

But she’s been a naughty, naughty girl. He’s been away for so damn long! To satisfy her needs she’s started entertaining herself online; exploring interestingly erotic websites while touching herself has become her favorite pastime. And she can’t wait until he gets home. She has a gift for him, something she WON, and some new tricks to show him. Though they will share their same old bed, they will be going on a Sexy Dulce de Leche Getaway upon his return. She just hopes the cock ring fits!

Oh, AAG you’re so sweet to us.

My wife and I have a rapidly declining Hitachi wand….”Old Faithful” as we call it. I would love to be presented with the gift bag containing ‘old faithful’.

She starts with blowing me for a while and then I use Kama Sutra massage oil on her whole body, relaxing her. Her skin is so dry in the upper Midwest winter weather it just soaks up the oil. I may climb on the back and ride from behind for a while while re-massaging her back, but then I ‘dismount’ to get old faithful. I start with a long massage of her back, but end up with her on top of the Hitachi with my right palm cupping it up against her clit and my right thumb inside her. The thumb transfers some of the vibes to her G spot. When she gets close, I slip one of my fingers from my left hand inside her ass and massage it against my thumb inside her pussy. In short order she is grabbing the sheets in a spasmatic orgasm with both her pussy and ass contracting on my fingers.

Oh Please, Please, Please AAG we could really use a new Hitachi magic wand. They truly are magic and our current one is getting a bit too noisy with the kids bedrooms nearby.

Now, I’d just have to explain how I won this gift pack to my wife…….maybe I better not win? ;)

If anyone has ever thought of buying a Hitachi Magic Wand my advice to you is that it saved our marriage, BUY IT!

Ok. This is not gonna sound sexy, but I can tell you what I’d do with the kit. I’m pregnant (about 6 months) and we’re traveling all over for Thanksgiving. (Staying in relatives homes, etc.) Yuck!

BUT. We’re going to be home for Christmas together. Our last Christmas just the two of us, and we’re *well* in need of some fun adult time together. Pretty please? Our “getaway” would be in our own home, in front of the fireplace, and as loud as we feel like!

I do not need 200 words.

18 month old baby.
Wife with issues about weight and feeling unattractive.
She just started her own business.
We just moved into a new house, and she must paint, and clean, and do all her neurotic things.

I could use a hand in jumpstarting this 2 year old marriage. I think you can relate.

Hi AAG! I’ve followed your site for quite sometime, but have never left a comment…… until now.

When reading your latest post, your most recent swag caught my eye! I am a 32 year old mom to 4 year old twins with a husband in the restaurant industry. I’m sure you can relate when I say that, our sex life has taken a nosedive in the last 4 years. We are always looking for new and exciting ways to enhance our sex life (especially after being together for 14 years!) and the freebies from Babeland would be a great start!!

Been a reader for a while, but haven’t ever commented. I’m a little ashamed but I have No Sex toys. I live in an incredibly small town and I’m way to shy to order anything for fear of the packaging. At this point, it would be interesting to surprise my sig. other with a little gift bag. Shock the heck right out of him and have a little fun at the same time.

First I have to thank you for the introduction to Babeland! I’ve tried a few toys and am thoroughly enjoying them! Like many of the comments given, I’ve also suffered the inevitable duldrums of 16 yrs of marriage. The “quick get off” kit sounds like the one for me. I hope to use it to ring in the Holidays with a bang! Thanks again

My husband and I have just recently gotten back together after being separated for 18 months (we have been married for 15 yrs). One of our major problems was sex (surprise, surprise). We have three children under the age of 6 and we got into a rut of co-existing, taking care of the kids every needs. Unfortunately, sex became another chore on my never ending list and we lost the “spark”. During our separation I made improving my sex life a high priority. I found your blog, and others, that made me realize that sex is SO MUCH FUN. Now that we are back together, our sex life is hot. We have introduced toys and different positions and we are enjoying each other again. So, regardless of winning the Sexy Getaway Kit, thank you AAG.

I have the opportunity to be with my honey for 4 whole days over Christmas this year. When we get together it’s generally for 1-1.5 days every couple of weeks.

I would most certainly use this getaway kit for those 4 glorious days! I laughingly told him that sex toys were not appropriate gifts for Christmas. He buys them for me enough for just regular days as it is right now. :)

It would be a wonderful surprise to present him with a nice sex toy gift box and have fun experimenting together with our box of toys. Four days of nekkid. Can’t beat that.

(Plus, this would replace one of the vibes that I’ve broken two of already.)

I’m going to have a really hard time choosing just three of these.

Contest continues ’til midnight!

Sexy getaway kit? There’s only one thing that one does with such a compact travel kit:

Pack it into a carry on and….

Get. Away.

And away I am. To Stuttgart. Next Week.

Just imagine the stuffy German customs officers’ eyes when they catch that vibrating little lovely going through the x-ray machine.

Shocking the cute Teutonic boys could be fun and might yield me a date in that cold hinterland…but also…it might get me through my 10 day trip without my lover.

And we’re now closed. Thanks everyone! I’ll contact the winners very shortly.