3rd Nov, 2007

It’s So Unfair

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If I keep wishing hard enough to have a cock just for one single day, do you think it will ever happen?

No?

Dammit.

Well, if I had a cock, this is what I’d do with it.

Responses

I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets glee from watching a man masturbate with toys.

Some men act like I’ve got a second head when I suggest it.

you can try that on me if you like…

or, some of the time you could try a strapon. I’d be happy to be the receiving end from time to time…

… I’m just saying..

I might be violating some type of blogger-etiquette here, but hopefully I’ll be forgiven.

Does anyone know what happened to Cherrie? Her and the hubby left for a two week trip to Europe like, a month ago… and the blog has been shut down for a while and I’m wondering if they got arrested in the airport for having too many sex toys or something!

It’s not shut down. Go read the final post and you’ll see.

Thanks for responding! Blogger thinks I’m chinese for some reason and no matter how many times I change my language it always talks to me in chinese. So when I typed in the address and got (what I figured out was) a content-warning page, I thought it was an error blog deleted page, because it was in chinese. Silly blogger.

Thanks for the tip. I’ve been trying to replace an old sleeve I’ve had for a long time that finally gave out (it split). The ones I’ve found really are too small (no, I don’t think I’m huge), and this one looks better.

koikana writing:
“I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets glee from watching a man masturbate with toys.”
I agree with you, friend.

A guy recently complained to me tht there aren’t enough toys for men. I’m going to send him here and get his opinion.

If I had a cock, I’d probably buy it, being the toyslut I am, and being that aag has described it so temptingly. :)

I love toys. I haven’t bought one yet because of circumstances but I will soon enough. I looooove buying lube though. :)

A few years ago, I did dream that I had a cock. It was HUGE. I don’t mean hunk-in-porn huge. I mean there exists no cock this size on a human. And I could fellate it. That’s as close as it gets, I think. (No dream analysis!) Next to a strap-on, I can’t see how we can experience it.

If we had one, we might be seriously disappointed…
I think women have more fun orgasms wise..

Surely you’ve tried the feeldoe?

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item–i-13BA08

Being a guy, I can’t say how well the lady pleasing end works but my wife seemed to enjoy it a great deal. I know it won’t give all the sensations that a nerve filled member would, but surely it would be more stimulating than a regular strap on. My wife went crazy on me with it, anyway. Quite nice.

As I was reading your post, it suddenly struck me as odd that my wife and I have a bag full of toys meant to simulate the male gender’s equipment, and nothing meant to simulate hers. I’ve always thought how odd it would feel, dirty, perverted, etc. to stick my dick in a synthetic vagina for pleasure, but don’t even blink about using a disembodied dick on my wife (and she sure doesn’t complain). Out of a sense of equality I really feel I should move to rectify this, but at the same time I’m afraid my wife would think me quite odd for wanting one of these sleeves. How’s that for a reverse patriarchy?

Hi AAG,

Problem is, those plastic toys are fun, but they just can’t compete with the original equipment– mostly for the feel, of course, but also because once you’re done, the object of your pleasure feels so great, and you’re not responsible for clean-up!

XO

Chuck

AAG, you’re telling fibs again.

If you had a cock for a day, I would lay money that you wouldn’t spend that day self-pleasuring. You’d be seeing how sex felt from the other side… :)

That looks fun, but whenever I have a cock (ok it’s silicone) I just fuck with it. Boys AND girls. But if it were real, for a day, yeah I’d sit and wank all day and THEN go out and fuck with it. if it were only a day I like to believe the laws of gravity would not apply to it and it could be hard as often as I wished. Which would be all the day and night.

As a cock-owner I have also tried wishing very hard to have a vagina for a day. What I wouldn’t do with that! Perhaps we could arrange a swap?

Ah, come on.

Are you sure that you wouldn’t feel the slightest urge to explore this?

We are what we are. No changing it. Well not without surgery…

Masturbation is good, but its always better when you have a woman to lend a pair of tender hands. And much more besides.

If you only were to have a cock for a day…
It seems a waste to just to just wrap it in silicon - surely you could put it to better use… ?
Wanking (and I didn’t know that the term had found its way to your side of the pond) is a question of hygenic necessity (it stops one crawling across the ceiling in frustration) rather than an end in itself.

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