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This blog will never give a complete view of all the things that happen in my weird little life.
The most you can expect is a series of grainy, smudged Polaroids scattered across a table. The pictures aren’t necessarily chronological. They aren’t panoramic. The quality is extremely variable. If you want every detail in a timely fashion, you’ll need a different sort of blog than this one.
And please let me assure you that if ever I gave you all the details, you would be bored to tears. You would click the back button and never return. All the details are not interesting. They are tedious.
Trust me on this one. I’m living all the details. They can be tedious.
Y’all ask for details and I ration them out to you, like a mother giving out pieces of candy instead of the whole basket. I do this because I know that too much would make you sick and unhappy and regretful. I do this because candy tastes better when you savor it instead of gorging on it.
Please know that I’m doing the best I can both to assuage my need to make sense through words of all the current insanity of my life and to keep folks entertained.
Can we live with that?



