24th Oct, 2007

Room by Room

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We started on the living room couch. Like polite people, we talked and held hands. We snuggled. We sipped our drinks.

But before ten minutes had passed, I had my panties off and was bent over the ottoman with my friend behind me. We could have stayed in that comfortable position for ages, but we had other plans. As soon as I came once, we were on our way.

We moved to the dining room, where I put one foot up on a chair and braced myself against the table. My friend fucked me from behind, digging his fingers into my hips until I came.

Then we scurried off to the kitchen. He bent me over the counter, where I propped my chin on my hands and let him do his thing until once again a small orgasm shook through me.

Next was the laundry room. I leaned back against the wall, propped up one leg on the dryer and pulled him into me. Memory fails…did we stay like that ’til I came? Or did we need to adjust positions? In any case, our time in the laundry room lasted only a few brief moments.

Why? Because we still had lots more house to cover. In the garage, I executed a standing spread-eagle against the wall. He complimented me on the neatness of my newly-cleaned garage while fucking me. I glowed with pleasure from both the fucking and the compliment.

Then on to the downstairs bathroom. That room is L-shaped, which I suppose made sense to whoever designed the house, but it never made sense to me when I had to remove the blasted toilet from one arm of the “L” for either painting or plumbing repairs. The previous times I’ve had my hands braced against that toilet and my butt up in the air have been notoriously unpleasant.

Not this time.

Then things got a little dangerous. It was high noon at the AAG Homestead, and we were about to move into a section of the house visible from the front door. If anyone had walked up the path then, they would have been shocked at the sight of two white-bottomed middle-aged folks, one with a huge erection in his hand, the other with a liter bottle of lube in her hand.

We parked ourselves on the stairs and again my friend provided me with a small but serviceable orgasm, thrusting up from two steps lower than where I was standing. It was lovely, even though I couldn’t help myself from keeping half an eye on the windows next to the front door the whole time.

We tried out each of the upstairs bedrooms and the hall bath—rooms that until that day had not seen had not seen even a hint of sexual activity. At least not any sexual activity involving me.

By this point we were moving quite a bit slower. All that up-down-up-down-in-out-back-forth was taking its toll on us. But we soldiered on to the master bedroom.

Ghosts murmur extra-loudly in that room. For that reason, we spent the most time there. Bent over the bed? Check. On the floor? Check. On hands and knees in bed? Check. Missionary in bed? Mmmm-hmmm.

Our little project nearly over, I urged my friend on to his own orgasm there in the tiny bed. He didn’t require much urging.

The bed’s wild squeaking came to a stop. Our breathing slowed. I listened carefully. The ghosts’ murmuring had quieted.

It wasn’t gone though. The exorcism will have to continue another day.

Responses

Now that’s what I call sprinkling holy water!!!

wow!

AAG:

There used to be a TV progam themed around the notion of sexual olympics. Participating couples were rewarded for endurance and inventiveness, and orgasm scores were monitored scrupulously. Just thought I’d mention it, in light of your posting.

Mischa.

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Sex, drugs, and metamorphosis.

My wife and I joined with other like minded couples for a 3 month game of “purple passion” I think it was called, one of the tasks was to do as many rooms as possible, and we had to report back weekly on how we went.

I am happy to report, all our rooms were christened, however, in your indomitable style, ours took weeks not hours.

My hat is off to you AAG!

Its important to do, to kill the murmerings of the ghosts, and you’ve done it in your usual style and panache - but I think you’ll have to do it a few more times yet to create your own happy memories for your “new” home….. .

What a wonderful way to still the ghosts! Now, go around and do it all again, in order to start filling your space with happy and hot images for you.

I so understand the need to silence the ghosts…I do not have the wherewithal and fortitude of your loveliness, so I am just moving out…………with pleasure…..

That’s hot! I wish I had orgasms that easy. And that many!

This is much better than smudging. I love it!

Wow and I thought just burning sage was enough! I like your way MUCH better!
XX

It is good you don’t live in Windsor Castle

It’d be fucken awesome if I lived in Windsor Castle!

Should we expect to see the house tour in Better Homes & Gardens?

I loved the way you worked your way through the levels. But what struck me the was your clean garage. If I ever cleaned the garage and fucked dc in there I know she would make the same sort of comment

Fabulous ghostbusting AAG !
I predict compelte success ! :)

why the f*** can’t I spell ???? augghh.
‘complete’

That sounded so damn Sexy!

I can’t wait to buy a house!

Your friend must have an iron constitution to last that long. How lucky for you and how I wish I had your multiples. :)

The entire episode took maybe 45 minutes…

:)

Mmm. TALK about sexual healing. :p

Who ya gonna call…?

Maybe real estate agents could employ this method, I feel like it would be very successful.

I’m not sure if I’d want the ghosts to go away though, if that’s the method of exorcism.

Now,,,On to the closets,,and cupboards,,and wherever else we can think of,,Hmm,,ever try it ON the kitchen counter?

If I was getting the house, I’d do this…twice.

dude!!

that’s awesome!

you go girl, and do it again just for me…

i’m still at the fucked bleeding stage so christening entire houses will take a little while :)

I think the kitchen counter is a hair too tall for that purpose. But I’m game to try.

Don’t forget the backyard.

:)

Good morning, AAG! Well, I was astonished reading this blog this morning. I tip my hat to both you and your energetic friend.

I, too, would have smudged the house with sage, but your way sounds much more fun, if not exhausting! LOL

WOW!! That was fun… I mean sounds like fun. I like the way you break in a house… But 45 min… way to fast.

Whew! Immediately calling my recently divorced friend to see if he needs an exorcism in his own house!

Puhleeeeeeease tell me that you didn’t copulate in any of the kids’ rooms…pretty please tell me that just so I can sleep at night.

Thank you…

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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