19th Oct, 2007

‘Leven

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She’s poking at my toes as I clean the bottom of her little brother, a feat that requires every bit of my concentration if I don’t want baby poo to end up all over the walls.

“Child, what are you doing?” I ask in frustration.

“I count toes!” she tell me, delighted.

“You’re counting my toes? Go count your own toes! You have the same number that I have!” And for once, she complies.

She moseys out to the other room and I can hear her counting: “One, two, three…” But then I lose track as her brother performs a particularly acrobatic attempt at wiggling away from me.

When I can again turn my attention from squirmy boy, she’s back at my side. “How many toes do you have, baby?”

She tells me proudly that she has “‘leven” toes.

“Really now. I think you’d better go count again.”

This time she squats next to me. And again she counts perfectly to eleven. “I have ‘leven toes, Mommy.”

“No baby, try again,” I tell her, now struggling to force the wiggly boy into his jammies, which is not nearly as easy as it sounds.

She squats; she counts; she reaches ‘leven once again. And she’s convincing enough that I actually glance down to make sure that she still has only ten toes.

Even though I was there at her birth; even though I counted her fingers and toes before she was even placed on her mother’s stomach; even though I’ve washed, tickled and nibbled those toes times without number.

Such is the persuasive power of my larger baby (or the distractive power of my smaller baby) that she can make me wonder just for a moment if she’s managed to sprout another toe.

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My boy now has a new way of counting his toes.

Baby toe, 4 year old toe, big kid toe, pre-teen toe, grown-up toe.

Swear to god. We have no idea where he came up with that.

I love the power of children to make us re-think what we *think* we know!

Sometimes I think we want to believe our children. If they were correct, then maybe we could be children, too.

Or maybe it’s just the power of language. Its performative nature, which makes us believe that it “does” rather than merely denotes.

haha! this reminds me of a trick my grandpa used to play on me when i was little, convincing me he had ‘leven fingers. he’d hold them all out and count backwards, “ten, nine, eight, seven, six,” putting them down as he went. then he’d hold up his other hand, “plus five is eleven!” i didn’t figure it out until i was like twelve.

LOL! this post began my online day perfectly.

If she were a boy, I cold guess where the 11th one came from, but since she’s not, I got nothin’.

‘leven. I love that. Wonder where that other toe went…

Yes, little ones will make you doubt what you are positive about many times. They do so much with such certainty.

When they grow up they make you doubt your sanity.

I assume she has all her appendages and it was just her counting technique that was off? :)

That’s so precious…lol.

I can remember for a long while having a friend’s daughter convinced I had eleven toes.

Years ago…

S

I liked this post a lot..and I very well know how challenging putting a wiggly boy (or in our latest case, a girl) into pajamas. Its a question of leverage, they have small limbs and strong muscles, their limbs don;t give enough leverage to really ratchet them down into submission.

I enjoy blogs where what ever the main (apparent) focus of the blogs, there are little slice of life vignettes interspersed.

Whether blogger is a car enthusiast, political pundit, sexpert (or fiend), crossdresser, cook, or general raving lunatic, its nice to know that they have lives too.

This post stands on its own merit for the writing alone.

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