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Reports on Items I’ve Put Into My Vagina Recently:
- In which my friend takes up spinning with me.
- In which I worry about the cleanliness of a sex toy.
- In which another great Lelo vibe makes me purr.
- In which I play with a fulcrum.
- In which a foul-tasting lube makes me gag. Yes, I taste them all.
- In which the charging stand of a $175 vibe fascinates me.
- In which I gleefully gender bend.
- In which my cat steals my sex toy and then I take it back.
- In which I store toys in a sneaky little bag that looks like a purse.
- In which I fill up a toy case big enough for almost anything.
Is it any wonder that I’ve been so exhausted lately?



