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13th Oct, 2007

To Do This Weekend

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Busy weekend here. Wanna see my plans?

Vacuum crushed fish crackers from carpets.
Take shower without one ear cocked toward babies’ room.
Mow grass while cherishing the fervent hope that it will be for the last time this season.
Come, a lot. And loudly.
Test out a half-dozen products which have been languishing on my desk.
Make friend come a lot. And loudly.
Buy new locks for outside doors.
Change locks on outside doors.
Cry that I must change locks on outside doors.
Steel self for the inevitable plan-changing that happens when the stb-ex is in charge of the children.
Buy groceries.
Pack more of stb-ex’s things.
Carry more of stb-ex’s things to the garage.
Buy sex-toys for Halloween party.

Anyone else doing anything fun this weekend? Share in the comments.

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Putting in flooring in the house that is no longer mine. Hopefully stb-ex (female version) will keep her damn mouth shut.

Ah, dreams….

By: D on October 13th, 2007
at 1:18 am

itms 4, 5 and 6 should make up for most of the negatives. you don’t own your exes problems/defects/negativities. here is the best advice i ever got, from a married lovers mother no less: LET HIM BE WRONG.

you cannot change him or fix him, so let him be wrong. think on it for a while, and it will make more sense than it initially does.

let him be wrong.

By: Kno on October 13th, 2007
at 2:47 am

Two performances of a show that I’m in.
Taking the son to an amusement park.
Testing out a new butt plug.

By: Rupert on October 13th, 2007
at 2:59 am

I’m going down to D.C. to visit camp friends and have an orgy, and, before the orgy, get needles stuck in my back and have photos taken.

Sadly, thats just Saturday. Sunday is going to be reading the Odyssey and the Iliad to catch up for class, cleaning out the ratties cages, cleaning out my room, putting new batteries in the smoke alarm, check the Laundry Pile of Doom and make sure I have clean undies, and staring at the air conditioner that needs to come out of my window, which I don’t want to remove myself.

I’ll have to lure one of my gentlemen friends over with the offer of sex and breakfast, and get them to help me do it, since my roomies are useless.

By: Wendy on October 13th, 2007
at 4:12 am

Ah, but some of the things on your list are purging, and will bring you solace in the long run!

My list to do? I have two erotic landscapes to design - one of a city scape hiding two lovers within the skyscrapers, and another of the lovers being the bucolic landscape itself, entwined around each other they are the hills, valleys and peaks. Or maybe they’ll be the trees within the painting… I haven’t fully decided yet..

By: jackie adshead on October 13th, 2007
at 8:30 am

Watch hubbie go be a chainsaw wielding maniac on all the dead wood in the backyard so we can have fire wood this winter…

Put away all the laundry I did over the past two days…

Catch up on sleep and spend at least one lazy morning in bed until 10…

Watch all the Outer Limits and Tales from the Darksides I have on the DVR…

Try to resist eating the rest of the peach cobbler and lemon squares…

By: Selena Kitt on October 13th, 2007
at 10:06 am

Hanging around hospital ICU..

Try to catch up on laundry (Grrr)

Hopefully,,Not having to plan a funeral

By: THAT Guy on October 13th, 2007
at 11:14 am

Hi AAG,

Get laid.

More suicide by Knife and Fork– I am now, officially, in Vienna, Austria.

Grussgutt!

XOXO

Chuck

By: whatthechuck on October 13th, 2007
at 1:39 pm

I’m going to be unpacking and assemblimg my brand new sex toy -a multi-horsepower … treadmill. What? It’s not a sex toy? Shhh! Don’t tell me that or I won’t ever use it! I’m using the left half of my brain to trick the right half ;)

By: Gill on October 13th, 2007
at 1:51 pm

Catching up with you brings so many urges and feelings and emotions…I’m just trying to reconnect again with my online friends..you are always my first stop.

By: Lou on October 13th, 2007
at 2:13 pm

Kids to soccer, tai kwan do, youth group event at church; hopefully, cause wife to come, loudly and repeatedly; come loudly myself; sleep until 8; study and clean the house.

The usual, I guess

By: Sailor on October 13th, 2007
at 2:35 pm

packing shit and getting ready to come home from IRAQ (ha mine’s better than all yours :-P j/k)

By: god hates raiders fans on October 13th, 2007
at 2:56 pm

Yours is better than mine! Congrats!

By: aag on October 13th, 2007
at 3:08 pm

I liked your list.

mine:
made pancakes for breakfast.
wiped little noses (constantly).
baked a cake.
lots of ironing.
but …

TWO (yes, that’s 2!!) visits from my lover still to come :)

By: bittersweet me on October 13th, 2007
at 4:02 pm

Keep repeating 4,5 & 6….forgettabout the rest ;)

By: Lolly on October 13th, 2007
at 4:24 pm

It’s my birthday so I am hoping lots of #4 for me. :)

By: WM on October 13th, 2007
at 5:32 pm

cut the sunflowers and the corn in the yard
weed the frontyard
wash the car
treat my bursitis
get the baby used to sleeping without my boobs
go to a one year old birthday party
go out with my husband and his co-workers
feed the baby scallops (about the only thing she eats right now) ahhh and Quinoa
get the baby to sleep
cuddle under the planket
kiss and carress a bit
get the baby to sleep again
kiss a bit more
hope the baby stays asleep
do the laundry
make payments and other bookkeeping stuff
go to the playground
go to bed at 9 pm

By: sistasilk on October 13th, 2007
at 11:01 pm

I get to do something fun this weekend too! I’m unpacking, putting batteries in and making sure all my “demos” work! I just became a distributor for a home party based “TOY” company!

Thanks for the inspiration, aag! ;)

By: nitebyrd on October 13th, 2007
at 11:22 pm