Several months ago, I discovered that Njoy was coming out with a trio of new products. I began salivating immediately.
And then I began plotting ways to get those new products.
Last week, two of them arrived in my mailbox; or rather, they arrived via the smiling delivery dude, who must surely wonder why he is called upon to bring such a never-ending parade of unusually dense packages to my door.
Even as I write this, I am wearing the new Pure Plug 2.0. It’s just lovely.
But I realized that as I currently lack a prostate, I’d get less fun out of the Pfun Plug than would a man.
In a fit of bartering genius, my friend Rupert and I concocted a trade: he would take possession of the Pfun Plug and give me his honest report of its performance so that I can finish its review for Jane’s Guide.
In exchange, I will receive a spare case of energy saving light bulbs that Rupert just happens to have lying about his house.
Light bulbs for butt plugs…sounds about right, doesn’t it?
Enjoy, Rupert dear. I’ll think of you each and every time I switch on the laundry room lights.
you know what i want?
i want their NEWEST toy the ELEVEN
yeah baby
and i just like three days ago got the ‘pjur fun’ and it IS
New toys are FUN!
OMG I am DYING for the Eleven.
I drool for the Eleven.
:)
If you’re thinking of him while you’re turning on lights, what’s he doing when he’s thinking of you?
:D
Eve
My bulbs are yours, baby!
I love that you stop to type a post with a plug in place.
*big wicked grin*
That thing weighs *three pounds*! Your kegels will be capable of amputation soon! Ouch!
Btw am I correct in assuming you’re wearing it as a butt plug? If so, nice going!
R
Ok, what’s the Eleven? I can’t find it on the site.. perhaps I’m blind from too much wanking? LOL
HELP
AAG, over 1 pound? what does it feel like? Do you push it in and out or leave it in place during other activities?
Inquiring minds want to know…..
e
Behold the ELEVEN
Dun Dun Dahhh
http://www.njoytoys.com/products/njoyeleven.php#
We bought an njoy funwand (Thanks to AAG’s advice!) a while ago, and are absolutely loving it- to the point that when we decide it’s time for another, it’s going to be njoy all the way.
What fun for you to have new toys, AND get new lightbulbs too, very practical.
holy god that thing is huge!
Thanks for setting up the trade, AAG. And glad I could help out. Always willing to lend a gland.
:-)
The Njoy plug feels great. Yes, it’s very heavy. I’ve used it only as a buttplug, but I suppose you could use it vaginally. It sits in place and does not move in and out. You could wiggle the handle if you wanted to. I haven’t had intercourse with this plug in, but I *have* with other plugs and it feels wonderful for me and (so I was told) for the man as well.
:)
Rupert! You did not just say that!
Rupert – snicker.
AAG – only you could be so inventive !
Happy Thursday to you both !
Dear God. I know I’m the most vanilla of all your readers and everything, but… two and three quarter pounds of stainless steel?
*totters to nearest chair*
You think it might be too much?
Really?
:)
ps–I seriously doubt that you are the most vanilla reader.
lol no that would be me, did finally get to try a cock ring with a vibe on it last night. I liked it wife didn’t so it didn’t last long. Ah well I need to find you in the e-chat thingy place so I can pepper you with questions AAG.
That does seem rather heavy but I suppose you are going to be on your back or knees, not walking around with it in.
If I walked around with it, all my toes would be broken within 5 minutes.
hehehe
Wow. You like those plugs large, don’t you! I have a medium of their older line of pure plug, and I can see wanting a large, but not the 2.0. :)
I can only just lift two and three quarter pounds with my hands. It must be all those Kegels you do.
pps bet I’m in the top 10 most vanilla. I bet you.
Clearly we need a “Who is the Most Vanilla Reader?” contest.
:)
“Light bulbs for butt plugs…sounds about right, doesn’t it?”
It sounds about right as long as you don’t confuse the two. Don’t make us have to visit you in the emergency room. :-)
Believe me when I tell you that I have learned my lesson about putting unsuitable objects in my butt.
:)
Cheeses, that thing is huge! We really don’t get all the cool toys in SA! *sulk*
MsBehavn, Stockroom can help you out.
They are easy to deal with, fast – my NJoys got to Australia in 3 days!, and discreet.
You’ll thank yourself. Just don’t start with the 2.0!
I would win the most vanilla reader hands down.
I am trying to find a good dildo for ass play with my boy. He wants a 7″ or 8″ length dildo for me to peg him with and I am having trouble finding one. I don’t want it really thick, mind you, but long is a request of his. Any ideas?
Sorry it’s the Eleven which weighs 3 pounds. The 2.0 is a svelte one and a quarter.
Still an awesome intake, aag.
Gina, come see me when I’m online at EF, please.
“An awesome intake”–this might just be my next tagline.
:)
Sorry to be anal(!) about this, but aag: the wrong weight is quoted on the edenfantasys page, (that’s where I got the 3lbs from) maybe you can let them know.
I think I’d win the vanilla contest!!
But THIS trade. It’s the best thing going. I have to see what I have in my house to offer you. What would you trade for say a costco sized package of paper towels and some old house paint? Yeah, my own hands probably work just as well.
MammaLoves,
I would see your Costco package of paper towels and raise you a bullet vibe, what say you?
:)
You keep this up, and you’ll have to open up a new area on your sidebar. Call it AAG’s Tradin’ Post.
Thanks for the tip, DucatiGuy. I’ve bought from Stockroom before with fantastic results ;) I’m loving the Trading Post idea lol
aag go find a song called ‘psa’ by the wet spots… (who i predict you will love) which is ALL about unsuitable objects in the bum
(also you’ll like their ‘will you take it’)
I LOVE their “Do You Take It?”
http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm
:)
Yep, that is a fun little video! It was also posted over the Puckerup message boards, on Tristan Taormino’s website, so all us cool people are in the loop! :)
Glad you liked the tagline enough to use it! Would it be pressing our new friendship too far to ask for some linkage in return?
don’t by an eleven from eros boutique,i ordered one and they sent me the pure wond.thet won’t answer any e-mails and never answer the phone.