I’ve decided to write an exhaustive list of all the sexual positions my friend and I have tried.
Why? Why the hell not? Maybe I’ll look back on it when I’m 80 and mourn my lost flexibility.
Would you care to indulge your voyeuristic nature and read along?
Buncha pervs. I knew you would.
- Plain old missionary. As some very wise person once told me, “If you can’t rock it in missionary, you don’t deserve to try any other positions.”
- Missionary with one leg hooked over his elbow.
- Missionary with both legs hooked over his elbows.
- Missionary with both legs hooked over his elbows. My upper arms rest on the bed and my forearms point upward. We hold hands palm-to-palm and I sort of balance his weight on my upper arms. This looks way more complicated in print than it is in real life. Can you picture it?
- Missionary with one leg over his shoulder.
- Missionary with both legs over his shoulders. I love being folded in half.
- Missionary (sort of) with both my legs straight up and very close together.
- Missionary (er…do these still count as missionary?) with my legs spread in a huge “V.”
- Missionary with my legs in butterfly position in front of me. There’s something extra special about having my ankles right in front of my nose.
- Any of these with a couple of pillows beneath my bottom. Extra deep pumpy-goodness!
- Doggie-style with my knees far apart on the bed and him standing on the floor behind me.
- Doggie-style with my knees close together on the bed and him standing with one foot on the bed.
- Doggie-style with my knees very close together and him squatting behind me with both his feet on the bed. He often grabs my shoulders to keep his balance.
- Sort of doggie-style, but with my head pushed down and my ass tilted way up. He grabs my hair and holds on tight. It’s not a thrusting position. It’s more of a holding and coming position. I like this one a lot.
- All of the above doggie-derivatives with him in my bottom instead of in my pussy.
- All of the above doggie-derivatives with him in my bottom instead of in my pussy and with him using a toy on my pussy. Intense enough to make me almost faint.
- X-style, with me on one side and his legs criss-crossed with mine. We need a big bed for this one or someone’s head ends up hanging over the edge.
- On a couch, me kneeling and resting my arms on the back, him either standing behind me or kneeling on the couch.
- Him sitting in an armless chair and me very gently riding him.
- Him lying on the bed and me riding him sitting up.
- Him lying on the bed and me riding him while resting on my forearms.
- Spoon style. I like this one a lot.
- Lying on my stomach with him between my legs, almost lying on top of me.
- Lying on my stomach with him straddling my legs, almost lying on top of me. So comfy.
- Me on my side with him kneeling behind my hips and holding my top leg aloft. I love this one when I’m facing the same direction that his cock leans, because it rubs my g-spot hard. Yummy!
Wow. It’s a longer list than I expected, and I fear it’s not complete.
This list probably doesn’t seem all that impressive if you have been blessed with a life full of healthy sexual adventure. But keep in mind that this is coming from a woman who was told some 18 months ago that her butt was “too big” for any kind of sexual position except girl on top.
That comment makes me smile now.
What have I missed? What should we still try? Any recommendations?
I don’t think I have any to add to that, you have covered all of ours I think. Maybe the X-style with you on your back and him on his side.
I appreciate the effort and detail you went into for each of these, and will consult this list for any future descriptions I need. :)
Hope this can be a recurring post, so we can hear about ALL the new positions you have tried,,
LOVE to hear about them….
LOL! Just go to friday-positions.blogspot.com and pick out a few new ones to try!
A few comments for you . . .
I’ll probably do a whole month of Friday Positions entries on missionary, but here’s a favorite of mine not on your list: the “peace sign.” Woman lies flat with legs straight out, man fucks woman with legs on either side of woman’s legs. Tightens up the pussy and strengthens the sensations from thrusting!
The cock-and-toy d.p. is very intense! Don’t forget you can do it with cock in pussy and toy up ass. Isn’t your nJoy getting a little jealous of your friend?
Try arching your back as far back as you can go when doing cowgirl. Stretches and tightens the pussy–more intense!
The last one is the “Sideways Ron” I wrote about a week ago. Yes, that one is very hot!
Taking notes…
though I haven’t seen it, Im sure i love you ass. =>
btw, standing up against the wall, man lifting one-leg up and as they say, “it just gets better from there.”
missionary, but with your knees pulled up towards your chin and your feet flat on his chest. you can tease him by pushing him gently away with your feet, slowing him down or keeping his penetration shallow.
Another sort of missionary…. him kneeling, with your legs over his shoulder, or together to one side of the other (or wherever you like), but with your ass slid way up onto his thighs, so your weight is resting on your shoulders, basically. Super deep penetration. Like having pillows underneath, but his lap instead. Then you can also link arms, if you like, so that he can pulling you up onto him with his arms at the same time. Love it!
Too big for anything but girl on top?
Would the person who told you that be someone with a track record for trying to get out of doing his share of the work generally, by any chance?
Great list!!
Cherie- I love your Friday-positions also!.. Wow! (Haven’t had the time to read them all yet…
“Keep up the good work!”.. both in trying the positions, and in writing them down.
I love all the variations of missionary where the lady is on the bed at its edge, with ass and legs hanging off, and the gent is standing between her legs, holding them and thrusting deep. The effect of this varies based on how far off of the bed the lady’s ass is. Of course, the further off the bed it is, the trickier, and the more she is dependant on the gent to “keep her safe”.
These positions can also vary a lot based on how tall he guy is, and how tall the bed is. For example, if you have a simple mattress on the floor situation, then the guy has to be kneeling.
After reading the list and the comments I am spent
I’m not sure this has a name, but it works best in a hotel where one side of the bed is near a wall.
You’re on your back with your top half mostly off the bed (use pillow on floor or Ow!) between the bed and the wall. He’s between your legs using the wall in front of him for support as he penetrates you (good for g-spot).
The rush as you orgasm and the pool is all pooled in your head…Mmmm. Be careful standing up after this, you might be dizzy.
Start off with you sitting on top, your knees bent either side of his hips for extra depth.
Then, keeping him inside you, lean forward and put your hands flat on the floor/bed, either side of his shoulders and at the same time slide your legs straight so they are lying outside of his. Then get him to slide his legs open and gently bring your legs inside his. You end up in the missionary position, but with you on top and him inside you!
This is one of my favs, because I feel like I’m fucking him…..
I didn’t see any mention of the position where he is standing and you have your arms around his neck. He is supporting your bottom with his hands and you are riding him. You could also do a DP in this postion by affixing a toy to the wall.
Another one would be a doggy-style, where you are bent over the edge of tub with your head under water. He comes at you from behind. Of course in this position your safe word would need to be said in Morse Code with bubbles.
My boy and I love missionary, and when it gets really hot, I often find myself locking my legs around his waist. It’s great, because then I can use my legs to control his thrusting (usually with my feet on his ass or the small of his back), and since he’s kind of a secret sub, he loves it too.
I didn’t see reverse cowgirl on the list. Yeeeha!!
Youtube has everything…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
Thanks for a great post. I shall be refering to this again often.
I’m with Cherrie on the ‘Sideways Ron’ It’s one of our favourites. Also, missionary with your knees on your chest and legs sticking up so that your partner can massage the soles of your feet.
I didn’t see “lying like a sack of potatoes waiting for the sweaty guy to get off me so I can watch Jay Leno’s monologue.”
Oh yeah, that’s what happens after about five years of marriage.
:-)
– Quixotic
Here is one of my favs, and it should reach your g-spot quite nicely.
Put HIM on his back, push his legs, bent at the knee, up to his chest. Pull his hard cock up between his legs and slip it in. Begin the motion like you are fucking him in the ass. That should give you some intense orgasms.
Aiden
Some of my favorites:
Not sure if this is what you meant by your “X” position—but me lying on my back, him kneeling in front of me, my legs straight, together, to one side.
“Downward Doggy Style”–traditional yoga position, except he stands behind you to enter you.
He stands with his back against a wall, you back up until he enters you and do all the work since he can’t control the thrusting.
The ButterFly with my ankles in front of my nose ~ I’m going to try this one.
I usually go for the ankles to my ears, but I MAYBE sniffing mee sexy toesies will kick it up a notch…
BAM ;)
Here’s one I forgot: A variation on doggy really.
He sits on the edge of a sofa or armchair, legs apart. She is on all fours between his legs and backs up onto him until docking takes place. This is great for a slow, leisurely fuck because neither partner is bearing the other’s bodyweight. Depending on the height of the chair relative to the size of the fuckee, this is equally good for anal.
One of my favorites…when we used to have sex more often than a couple of times a year….
Its kind of a reverse missionary. I’m on my back, and she mounts me. She lays down on top of me, and brings her legs together. I then wrap my legs around her thighs, intertwining then, and she proceeds to fuck me. I like this, because this really tightens her up. The guy needs to be pretty flexible.
Haven’t done it in a long time, though.
I love riding my husband with my hands on either side of his head, my knees up even with his hips, and my feet around his thighs….
mmmmmm
i love this list…i have to check it againt my ever expanding to-do list that cherrie keeps adding things to inadvertently!!! xoxo
LOL
I would never think that you could “make up” for that much lost time, but I think you may be there before next May
*chuckles and hugs*
Good Sunday afternoon to you, AAG !
Changing postions is a wonderful thing indeed. I love the variety – especially with the same man !
I am glad that he is healing some of the deep hurt/scars your ex left you with.
Clearly your ex didn’t know a good thing when he had it.
I’d say it was a shame that he missed out on such a great part of life, but truly all I really care about is that you have found it, and are getting such pleasure in the discoveries you are making !
Men, being a lot more visual … we could sure use some pics to help us understand your positions properly … remember, a pic is worth 1,000,000 words
I would need to see significant contributions to my PayPal account before I would agree to post photographs of us engaging in each position.
:)
Add in “in a sling, feet up in supports above you, with partner sitting on a stool in front of your nether bits using gloves and a lot of lube”.
Top or bottom is good. Sex floating in mid air in a sling is outstanding.
Dearest Peter,
Might you possess such a swing? ‘Cause if you did, that would most certainly hasten my visit to your portion of the world.
:)
actually.. AAG… just in case you’re serious about posting pics, and in order to eliminate the personal anxiety factor…
if you would consider it… I am pretty good with photo editting… you could perhaps let me edit a photo or two, and then just see…
Actually, I’m working on a sample now, fogging out the face and “artiste’ing” the rest. I’ll email it to you. It’s from a pic I found on the web.
If you like that, I could do one of yours. You could fog out your face and his first if you wish. It would be entirely up to you whether to post any of them once I finished.
It could be fun!!
I have a swing….its VERY fun.
oh and by the way…I would DEFINITLY be a subsciber if you were to put up a members only section.
And what, pray tell, would I put in the member’s only section?
?????
Dear Sensitive Man,
Perhaps you’ve noticed the flower pics around here? I ’shop and artiste them up good.
And back in the day when I did Half-Nekkid Thursday, I wasn’t half bad at cropping and otherwise distorting the stuff that needed to be private.
But thank you for the offer!
Slings are very very accessible here.
Peter,
I’ll be right over.
I’ll bring the gloves if you bring the lube.
:)
Yes of course I’ve noticed your photos, they are truly lovely… and I’ve commented on them in the past.. absolutely.
I just wanted to make sure there were as few barriers as possible to your posting those pics of all those positions… think of the educational benefits..
Two positions:
Squatting, woman on top. Or woman on top, kneeling, and leaning back. Or! Squatting, leaning back and supporting upper body weight on arms.
Also, for more intimate moments– man sits cross legged, woman sits in his lap facing him, legs wrapped around him. To get in this position, usually start with woman on top, then have him sit up and cross his legs. This position is usually slower, although one or both partners can lean back for more maneuverability.
Wow What a great list. I have been a reader for a while now and I love your stuff. I just dont see how a guy who is having this type of a sex life and intimacy with a women could ever leave.
I have done most of em except the in the bottom ones. My wife is no where near ready to try that though I do ask cause I think it would be a great experience for us both especially after reading your blog.
(I can’t believe I’m saying this, but…) Sex isn’t everything.
There are hundreds of reasons why we might possibly eventually end, great sex or no.
But I hope it’s not for a long, long, LONG time.
:)
I definitely need to keep up those calcium supplements.
This is another list for my “hope box.”
I didn’t realise that your flower photos were photoshopped!
*mumbles* sad.
Standing one (or two, depending on his height) stair higher on a staircase, front and back. I’m guessing that height being a factor for you is why no standups were on your list; my guy’s too tall for the various standing positions to work for us w/o help.
Sitting on the edge of the stove, sink, washer, etc. Also bent over any such esp. with one leg out or up.
Sitting on the counter with drawers pulled out as footrests-VERY comfortable!
Believe it or not, if the couch is in the middle of the room, doing a headstand facing out into the room with lower half draped over the back works way better than it sounds.
Sitting/lying just off the edge of the couch with one or both feet on coffee table.
Two-three steps below him on a staircase for oral delight!
BTW, no oral positions are listed yet-is this deliberate? ‘Cos I can think of bunches but I won’t insult anyone’s intelligence.
Chairs, kitchen tables-I’m realizing that we use a lot of props and rests. But then, as he says, we’re not 40 anymore. :P
oh and Feet On The Dashboard With Crap On The Car Floor Digging Painfully Into His Knees But He Never Realized It ‘Til After!