17th Aug, 2007

One of the Many Hazards Inherent in Loving a Married Man

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“I made you say ‘Enough!’” he said with glee.

“Mmm?” I was exhausted from several hours of sex. Words weren’t making much sense to me.

“You! You said ‘Enough!’ You are supposed to be the one who can never get enough!”

I thought back through recent events. “I’m sure I didn’t say ‘Enough!’”

“You did! I clearly remember it!” He sounded more triumphant than I thought he should.

“When do you think I said ‘Enough!’? Because I don’t remember it at all.” I was perking up now and enjoying the argument. I enjoy most arguments which are conducted naked in bed with an opponent’s limbs wrapped around me and his half-hard cock pressed into my hip.

“You said ‘Enough!’ when I was fisting you.”

I paused and thought back. Finally I got it.

“The reason I said ‘Enough!’ when you were fisting me was because your wedding ring was pinching the skin on the inside of my vagina every time you moved your hand! That’s the ONLY reason I said ‘Enough!’”

“Oh! I’m sorry!” He hugged me with his arms and his legs. “I’ll remember next time to fist you only with the non-wedding-ring hand.”

“Good,” I said.

*Short pause, during which various cuddly activities took place.*

“I suppose this is why they say you shouldn’t mess around with a married man, eh?”

“Because when you mess around with a married man, his wedding ring pinches the skin on the inside of your vagina?” he asked.

“Yes, I’m positive that’s the main reason why there’s a rule about not messing around with a married man.”

Responses

LOL @ “Yes, I’m positive that’s the main reason why there’s a rule about not messing around with a married man.”

rofl

is it wrong that that’s my whole comment?

[and thanks!]

very cute AAG.

made me smile.

i think i have a fetish for wedding bands. i see that metal glisten in the light and i get all aroused.

keep having fun.

xo

Have you been able to try out the Human Vibrator yet?

Just catching up…umm…wow! Way to go!

My wedding ring slides off quite easily.

Just sayin’…

There would be something very wrong about asking him to take off his wedding ring. I don’t think I’d do that.

:)

hmmm - I’m not sure my husband or I wear our wedding rings often enough to cause any pinching inside the vagina. :P

Actually, we very specifically trim our nails etc, and avoid jewelry mostly all together while in bed I think.

Ummm…errrr…yeah…I got nuttin’

aag: i’m with you… that would make me feel weird and odd on about a hundred different levels. in fact THAT is where i would feel like i was somehow impinging on the primary relationship…

Bad Influence Girl,

Exactly.

:)

You don’t need to worry about the ring. Just get him some fisting gloves.

http://www.mr-s-leather.com/R316.html

Haaaaaaa,

I am speechless.

:)

Why do you think I’ve given up wearing a wedding ring?

my wedding band is the only ring I’ve ever liked wearing, my class ring was too heavy. But as far as fistings go I think I’ve always used the the opposite hand as the one my ring is on for them.

It isn’t just the ring, if you’re getting to it. It’s the wristwatch.

I often take off my wedding ring when my wife and I make love. It can get in the way besides in the vagina, unintentionally pinching her nipple, for instance.

For years I never took it off for any reason and then I decided to loosen up about it.

Ooww.

That’s the only thing I can think of. Ow.

Hmm… I have a rather large wristwatch. I don’t take it off, for anything. Seriously. I just took it off two years ago to replace the battery. It was on my wrist for a year and nine months before that.

Hmm… I may have to take it off again soon.

Perhaps that may be unhealthy, keeping a watch on your person for entire revolutions around the sun?

I still think “fist me like you love me” is one of the most hilarious quips you’ve ever made ^__^

Dude.

If he ever gets his wristwatch inside of me, I’m gonna be really worried.

:)

Um.

I recall one party where an old friend was doing magic on my bombbay doors with her hands, and when I came to on the floor later she told that she had had to call her husband over to take her wrist watch off.

It do happen. : }

I never take my wedding ring off. It just looks so damned hot when my hand is on my lover’s penis.

Dude.

He’s in my coochie, not my bombbay.

IT ENDS!!!!! IT’S JUST NOT THAT FLIPPIN’ LONG!!!!!

:)

wait…is it?

You guys are hilarious! All I could think about was the scene where Mr. Bean loses his watch in the turkey . . .

Fisting huh? How does that feel?? I have never tried it and was never interested in it but lately it seems that everyone is doing it. Am I missing something? I hate to be left out.

Wait, B.I.G. and A.A.G…. you’re fine about fucking a married guy, but would feel uncomfortable about asking him to take his ring off?

You ladies are a trip.

I never bought the line in “Sex Lies & Videotape” that wedding rings were pussy magnets, but after reading these comments, especially Gracie’s, I’m rethinking that.

Maybe I’ll keep it on in the bars.

I’ll just be using the other hand, from now on,,seems like the easiest of solutions…..

Yes, in this particular case, I do feel fine about being with a married man.

His wife approves of me.

:)

I’m right handed… so my ring wouldn’t ever be a problem.

this was great…i cannot imagine having to fish the wedding ring out if he lost it inside you!!!! so, enough is definitely appropriate when it is pinching!!

i said no to a married man just two days ago BECAUSE his wife would kill me. no, i’ve never met her, but it was clear from context.

had she been okay with it? i’d be walking funny right now

I’ve fished a buttplug out from inside of me.

A wedding ring from the vag? Nooooo problem.

:)

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