aag

You know, I always wonder why men think putting “69″ after a screen name will render them super sexy. That and “4u” have to be the most over-used name conventions in the world. All it does is make them look unoriginal.

Of course, when they put 69 twice, it’s a whole other story. Then we want to fuck ‘em. I expect you got it on with “LongHall” right away.

I’m ’sorry’ to say I missed your first two post on this subject. The third brought back some scary memories! I actually met my husband online. I agreed to meet him after he used multsyllabic words…CORRECTLY! I was so amazed! I had started to believe there were no more available men in this world that had passed the third grade!
Be afraid….be VERY afraid!
(as an outsider to this situation now, it IS quite funny!)

I have long since stopped trying to defend my fellow knuckle-draggers when it comes to forming understandable sentances. We think with our penis, and are lazy as hell. I freely admit it.

HA HA!

love it.

I want2 meat yu and give yu my meet

Sik it fore me, hore!

:o)

Okay but seriously:

I like 2lik yor klit lots 4 orgazums.

-I could never get enough of these..

I’ve given up on naughty dating sites. Poor grammar causes me physical pain.

However, aag, I suggest http://www.okcupid.com/ as humbly as a new commenter can do such a thing.

It’s really, really, REALLY comprehensive, AND FREE! Moreover, if you want to find naughty, INTELLECTUAL folks, they’re on there.

It’s an unsung gem of the internet.

I actually kind of like the poetry guy. At least he spelled correctly and was trying!!

I always find these hysterically funny yet horribly scary.

LOL . . . I love these.

So inspirational, I want to jack off from the rooftops.

XO

As I shout your name, of course, lol.

XO

Painful, just painful. No wonder I’m prefering Bob and my lovely fingers these days LOL

Good Luck!

Faddish? Is that a fetish fad?

The rule is this: If you cannot spell it, you cannot be it.

So much

hmm…it cut my response.

So much

hmm…it cut my response.

So much love for you. I also hate on less than naughty dating sites when people spell intelligent wrong. “I’m looking for an inteligant/enteligent/etc woman for ____” If you can’t spell that, than you’re probably not looking for it.

Let me know if you find a longhalling sex feen food faddishist fiening for all you can eat pussy bufffet. Clearly, the ideal man.

AAG,
When trying to communicate ones desires, one should always eschew obfuscation, as one might come across as arcane.
Pete

Oh, those were funny. I’ve gotten some like that and frankly, if grammar isn’t an option, then nothing else is either.

As for the comparison, yeah, then I got over it when I realized that if you compare yourself to a porn model in any aspects (body shape, vagina, cock, scary pumpkin faces), you’ll never measure up unless you are already there. Plus, after watching a model being photograph, THEY don’t look like that until after postprocessing. At least, that was my impression.

Sigh. Those are patheric, AAG.

I’m trying to write an ad myself, to put up after I’ve lost 20 pounds…. And take new pictures.
Please pleas eplease merciful God let there be ONE truly good guy on there who values what I have to offer and has it to offer in return.

I pray you have equal luck.

You’ve been awarded!

You’re cracking me up with the continuing series of “Dating Site Messages.” I’ve seen too much writing of the sort in mails we get from guys who’d like to meet us. How rare we’re becoming - we who are both always horny yet fully literate!

That was hilarious….the worst one I ever saw was “You’ll be shouting for ya Daddy when i’m riding ya like a whore”…….As you can imagine, any response it illicited from me was not favourable!

these make me giggle and cringe at the same time….i have a feeling they will keep coming to you….so you might as well keep sharing!!!

Good Lord. I am sure I shall now be plagued by convoluted nightmares in which I am pursued by tongues.

Or perhaps I mean “plagued with”.

Oh no. Perhaps I have become one of them.

You should read Eats, Shoots and Leaves…

I applaud you trying to keep the English language unsullied and agree; nothing turns me off more than spelling and grammatical errors.

Oh and as far as “Looking for all you can eat pussy buffet!!!!! Ok, the sex-as-food metaphor is creeping me out.” - I’m afraid “Daddy” creeps me out far, far more.

I shall add you to my list of people to be shot should they commit unmentionable crimes.

Most of the men on your dating website are already on there, under subcategory “Crimes of Violence against the English Language”.

Wut iz so funnie!
Engrish not so easy talk?
Must sex wit u 2 talk better.
Many cums make better think.

AAGuy

Oh, how I wish I’d thought of this idea myself! The spelling in some of the messages I get makes me want to cry. In pain.

I may have to completely copy this idea of posting some of the worst ones on my blog. (With kudos to you, of course.)

Others that rankle: Any message that says “hit me up” and messages that are from people who clearly did NOT actually read my profile to see who/what I am or am NOT looking for. Argh.

The two funniest ones my partner and I have received were…

“I only want the woman…” My partner responded by asking how many goats he would offer for me.

The other was, presumably, a woman. All she wanted was “to smell my hole.” But then went on to say she would like to have a pair of my panties that I had worn after having sex with my partner.

At least, unlike the first one, she realized I have a partner!

N.