Jun 232007

While my children were all in bed or otherwise occupied out of the house, I laid out the swag I’ve thus far received for BlogHer so that I could take some pictures.

Want to see?

And there’s still more to come.

The tricky part will be how to get said swag to Chicago.  *pausing to consider the alternatives*  Wow.  Perhaps I should have considered this sooner.

*Thank you to everyone who wrote for the book.  I’ve selected a winner, who chooses to remain anonymous at this time.  

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25 Responses to “BlogHer Swag”

  1. drivewaygirl says:

    Now I definitely can’t wait to meet you!!!

  2. Sem says:

    First you put in all in a box and bring it on the plane with you. Then you get REALLY embarrassed when airport security asks you to open the box.

  3. Checked baggage seems the way to go. And arrive early. They’ll x-ray, they’ll check it out, you might loose a few packets of lube, but you’ll come out of the process relatively easily :)

  4. Oh let me take a picture of the security people at the airport. The look on their faces. 50 dildos??? And I was worried about taking my lube!

  5. whatthechuck says:

    Hi AAG,

    Fly safe– I know you’ll have fun!

    BTW, I used my button twice today! I feel SO special!

    XOXOXO

    Chuck

  6. aag says:

    Your button? Huh?

  7. Desire X says:

    Button? What button?
    I must know more of this button.

    I have to go with carry-on babe. I’m seeing visions of your ducks and vibrators embedded with large shards of glass from broken glass dildos. Unless you can put a sticker on your luggage that reads Fragile: Glass Sex Toys: Handle with care.

    You’re going to have to carry-on the glass stuff regardless– so you may as well just make a total freak show of it. And bring some extras to sell at the gate. People love buying stuff in airports. You could possibly pay for your whole trip that way.

    Thanks love ;)
    You know I’m counting on you.

    Her

  8. darkpixie says:

    the carry-on is probably the best way to go….and if someone asks to search your stuff have a lot of fun with it and make sure they end up totally embarassed….lol.

  9. Mia says:

    You just reminded me to go hunt for a new glass dildo. Thank you.

  10. aag says:

    Oooo I want to see what you get, Mia!

    I’m driving to BlogHer! I’m mostly concerned about getting pulled over for (ahem) driving too slowly on the interstate, and then having the cop check my trunk.

    *cringe*

  11. Gadfly says:

    Dayum!

    You’re going to be like the Goddess of Sex Swag

    O_O

  12. kamo says:

    haha! what are you going to do with 50 dildos? *ponders possibilities*

  13. Chuck, this button is for you! I assume that is what he means… :-)

    If you did get pulled over with all that swag it would make such a cool blog story! You should try to get pulled over, K?

  14. aag says:

    OH! That button.

    Yeah, that makes more sense than what I was imagining.

  15. sugdaddy says:

    Pick the little old lady in the TSA security screening. You may miss your flight but the havoc you will be creating will be worth it. Not to mention everyone trying to get onto your flight and buy you a drink.

  16. Kochanie says:

    The tricky part will be how to get said swag to Chicago.

    Send FedEx to be delivered to the hotel and put in your room when you arrive.

  17. Eve says:

    What a great story, about the woman with oodles of sex toys in her trunk off to a sex convention in a nearby big city. On a deserted stretch of highway, she gets pulled over for speeding by a handsome (not a donut eating) cop and his rookie sidekick.

    hehe

    What fun!

    Have a great (and safe) trip. Can’t wait to hear about it all!

    Eve

  18. Jane says:

    Sadly, nothing seems to happen when *I* push Chuck’s button. *sigh*

    Chuck, what happens when YOU push it? is it linked somewhere just for you? I’m so curious now…

  19. aag says:

    Jane, you gotta push it harder.

    Chuck likes it rough.

  20. lea says:

    I am so totally jealous! And you are worried about getting stopped by some cops??? I doubt it.. and if you were.. I am SURE you would be able to talk your way out of it! My goodness.. what an abundance of riches!
    Long time lurker.. not lurking

  21. Lustus Mihi says:

    Oh I wanted to go to Blog Her… but alas I don’t think I will be able to make it :( Bad enough I will miss the chance to meet you, now I have to live with knowing you will have metric ass tons of sex toys with you. I’m so depressed…

    Do try to get pulled over. Perhaps telling the hot cop that he won’t need his baton after all will keep you from getting any tickets ;)

  22. nitebyrd says:

    I should have planned my vacation time better. It would have been wonderful to go and meet you.

  23. Joan says:

    I am SO jealous!

  24. if aag all by herself isn’t enough of a reason to go to BlogHer…. then there is all this swag…

    How could I not go?!?!?!

    AAG, By the way, there are delivery companies which know how to deliver things (I’ll even give you my account number if you send a few things my way …wink)

  25. Amber says:

    Well, you know you can’t take liquids or gels in your carry-on baggage! Just a reminder, you wouldn’t want to lose all that lube.

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