27th May, 2007

Pffft, or What I Learned While Serving as the Meat in a Married Couple Sandwich

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After a huge orgasm with a man’s face buried between my legs, there have been more than a few times that I’ve let just the tiniest little-bitty pffft of wind slip out of me.

I’ve been HORRIFIED when this has happened.

Hor-ri-fied. Completely. I’ve apologized profusely. Once I even gave up oral sex for a couple of months out of fear of a repeat pffft.

I am happy to report that I’ve been cured — permanently, I hope — from embarrassment over this small misplaced bodily function. Because now, you see, I’ve experienced the pffft from the other side.

I nestled between her generously spread thighs, doing the things I’ve wanted to try for years now. I attempted to find a rhythm; I tried to keep that slippery little nub under my tongue as she thrashed around (and as I was pounded into by her husband behind me).

Every so often she’d moan that I was hitting just the right spot, don’t stop, please don’t stop! But as a complete novice (except in my fantasies, which don’t really count), I miserably failed to keep doing what she wanted and as a result her arousal slid down a notch.

But finally, my face coated with her juices and my nose so buried in her mons that I could barely breathe, finally I managed to keep my rhythm. She begged me not to stop. I didn’t stop. I would sooner have died than stopped. Her hips rolled; I held her tightly with my elbows and pinched her nipples in an effort to keep her still.

I sucked her hood and clit into my mouth again and again, running my tongue along the underside of her clit with each suck. She tasted so good. She smelled so good. Her clit felt so good on my tongue. And her husband’s fat cock in my pussy wasn’t hurting matters either.

At last she came for me. If I’d have had a hand free, I would have patted myself on the back for making her come that hard. For making her come at all, truth be told.

She got very sensitive the second she was done coming. She sat up to push me away, and that’s when the tiny pffft escaped.

And now I can tell you honestly, from the perspective of the one pffft-ed on: I was not the least bit bothered. It was like a compliment, like a testament to how hard I’d made her come, like an appreciative burp at the end of a good meal. I’ve embraced the pffft. I hope in the future to have many more episodes where I cause the pffft and where I produce the pffft.

How about you? Have you pfft-ed? Have you caused the pffft? Thoughts on the pffft, please? Share below.

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Responses

pffft, pussy fart, quiff — I’ve heard it called by many names and just the mere mention of the word makes me blush bright red.

I think a good rogering always leads to a little extra air going in that must come out. One of the laws of sexual physics.

I have to admit that this post has me all hot and horny. Will you do me too? I can’t promise there won’t be a pffft at the end, but if there is you should take as a compliment - I only get those with really good hard orgasms.

Love the new lodgings!

Her

In fact, one of the signs that a woman has orgasmed via rear-entry penetration is a “pussy-fart”, or “queef”. As the front wall of the vagina is pulled down by gravity in this position, air is certain to seep in. And the vaginal contractions of orgasm force it back out.

Of course, air can get in to the vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, too, and again, orgasm frequently causes the air to be expelled.

These are perfectly natural, physical phenomena, Nothing to be concerned about.

What kind of pfft are we talking about?
The squdgy sounds that can escape after being punded from behing for a while OR a god’s honest fart?

I really believe that farting while someone is going down on you qualifies as a deal breaker.

No, I’m almost certain that it was an actual tho tiny fart.

It was definitely not a deal breaker. It was charming.

:)

This is not a subject a lady would write a post about, but what the hell . . .

Farting during sex is natural. You’re lying on each other, squeezing each other, exciting each other. If you have any gas, it’s bound to come out!

Just laugh and keep going!

Glad to hear you’ve “tried bi”–isn’t it fun? Maybe you can tell the rest of the story . . .

Heh, are you implying that I’m not a lady???? Whatever made you think that I was a lady in the first place? aag

Happened to me. And it’s happened to others while I watched her with them. It seems to be a girl thing, something that says “I’ve been well-fucked, thank you” (or “go away and let me rest,” not sure which).

An OMHFG!!! orgasm tends to cause some sort of pffft - either or. You really can’t be offended by something like a puff of air when someone has just gushed their most intimate fluids on your face…

Love the new place :)

Me! I was referring to me! Of course you are a lady–and quite the complete one now!

:) I’m so not a lady.

You might not be a lady but you’re certainly one hell of a woman :)

For your first time with a woman, sounds like you did great!

There is just nothing like getting a woman off, is there? If it was me behind you, pounding you with a strap-on dildo, I certainly would have patted you on the back!! xoxo~Sadie

I certainly HAVE experienced the “pffft,” a.k.a. the dreaded queef.

I don’t think people talk about them often enough, because I know my past two boyfriends were entirely surprised when it happened.

I know it’s a normal thing that happens when air is forced up my snatch, but still. I’m mortified every time it happens.

nice mmmm

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