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Since I began writing about my recent orgy experiences over the past week, I’ve gotten many emails and comments asking how one goes about snagging one’s very own invitation to an orgy.
Attendance at a single orgy hardly makes me an expert, but I’ll share a few bits of wisdom below.
Enjoy and be safe!
5. Make friends with Jefferson. This NYC-based blogger is the King of All Things Orgy.
4. Post an ad on your local Craigslist. Folks exchange everything via Craigslist; someone out there knows of an orgy going on close to you.
3. Organize your own orgy. Invite your open-minded friends; have them invite their open-minded friends. Invest in vats of lube and truckloads of condoms. Put on some sexy music and classy porn (sound muted, please). Pour the wine. Play strip-poker. Let nature take its course.
2. Join an active dating site that maintains discussions boards for its members. Participate intelligently on the boards. Make friends. Ask about upcoming events. Gird your loins, screw up your courage, and go for it.
1. Ask me. Maybe I’ll let you tag along with me next time I go to an orgy. Because yes, oh yes, there will be a next time.
Can you guess which approach listed above netted me an orgy invitation?
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