3rd May, 2007

The Art and Science of Digitally Enhancing Your Junk

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It is incrementally lighter in color than anything else in the picture.

That could be because it juts more into the foreground than anything else in the picture. It may very well lie along a shaft of sunlight shining in through the window.

Or not.

The entire picture is quite grainy. I surmise (thought I didn’t ask) that it’s a web-cam shot. However, the body part in question seems to suffer from graininess of a slightly different quality than the rest of the image. Or could it be that the apparent graininess differential is a function of sunlight streaming onto the shaft?

Perhaps.

Also, his organ could sit (again, this is all but conjecture) the smallest fraction of an inch off-center, as it were. Is that an odd shadow, or his neatly-trimmed hair? Does his fist wrap around it, or do the fingers seem to be slightly misplaced?

I just can’t tell, despite blowing it up (heh) and viewing it extensively. Repeatedly. Exhaustively, even.

So I guess it all boils down to this question: Should I go for coffee with a man who may (or may not) have faked his cock-shot? Advice and opinions in the comments, and I thank you in advance for your help.

Addendum: Don’t suggest that I go out for coffee for the sole purpose of viewing his equipment in situ. I’ve already added that to the list of “pros” of meeting him.

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