Dear aag,
I really enjoyed meeting you the other night!
We had a great conversation, but I think we’re looking for different things. Some day soon, I’d really like to have children of my own, and it seems like you are done having children.
I’m sure you understand.
Sincerely, S******
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Dear S******,
I completely understand!
I’ve called my gynecologist and he’s actually able to fit me into his surgery schedule for this afternoon! My tubes will be untied and ready to go by my next cycle! Isn’t that great news?
I’ll be ovulating on the 16th, so I’ll see you then! I’m so excited!
Sincerely, aag
ps–Bring extra sperm!
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Thank you to my good friend D for helping me see the humor in this.
