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So I’m minding my own business late last night, reading a book quietly, when the “ding” of the email interrupts me.
Who could that be, I wonder? I wander over to the computer and unlock the screen.
Oooooo I think. It’s an email responding to a profile I posted online. Nice!
Before long, I’m engaged in an earnest and exploratory conversation with an enticing new friend. Is he single? Check. Is he local? Check. Happily apart from his previous relationship? Oh yes. Employed? Yep. Practices safe sex? Mmm-hmmmm. Any red flags screaming out for my attention? Nary a one.
Tentative words attempt to discern any sexual show-stoppers. Could this work as a potential dating / mutual-pleasure situation? We try to find out. My unspoken thoughts are in italics:
AAG: Any areas of your body off-limits? (I’ve found this to be an important question in sussing out those who are a bit too constrained for my tastes.)AAG’s New Friend: No way. You can do whatever you want to me.
AAG: Really now. (My eyes widen.)
AAG: Anything? (I’m completely going to shock him when I tell him what I’m thinking.)
AAG: Anything at all? (Maybe I should reign myself in…)
NF: Anything!
AAG: You should probably get to know me better before you make that sort of offer!
Thus began a heady conversation with my new friend about the pleasures of the ass.
I’m giddy with excitement, not because I have enormously high hopes for what could happen with this one particular man (I’m not that foolish), but because I am now free to see people legitimately. I can actually go for coffee with this man. I can take my time.
Now my only question is this: He claims to be both “very long” and “exceptionally thick.” So I’m wondering if this means my reaction will be “dude, don’t exaggerate” or “holy fuck.”
If it’s the latter, I want to be prepared. Wish me luck.
