Oct 142006
Because of some familial history of sleeping issues, I must go to be hooked up to 87 different machines and observed whilst I snooze.
They tell me that they’ll be able to monitor all of my bodily functions. Everything. Heart rate. Breathing. Brain waves.
Brain waves. They’ll be able to see my brain waves. Right before I go to sleep, and while I’m sleeping, they’ll be able to see into my very thoughts!
This moderately terrifies me.
Will they be able to see my devious little brain fantasizing before I nod off? What if my hand creeps unbidden into my panties, if I forget where I am? Will they notice if I have a sexy dream during the night? Will it show up?
Nervous! Please advise.



