Long ago, I had a porn that I loved.
I’m not sure what happened to it; probably it was lost in The Great Porn Purge of ’97, which occurred as I was expecting my first child. Evidently I felt that post-baby, masturbation would no longer be required.
Quell your uproarious laughter.
The hook of this particular porn was that the main male and female performer were actually married to each other in real life. In the movie, they did scenes with other people, but the hottest scene to me was one where they were allegedly home, alone, just the two of them and a camera.
Don’t try to invoke my disbelief by telling me that it was not their home and that they were in reality surrounded by cameramen, grips, best boys, makeup artists and fluffers. If they were, I don’t want to know.
The scene sizzled; I watched parts of it so many times that the tape was fuzzy long before The Great Porn Purge. At one point, the man was going down on his wife…and it wasn’t your typical head-turned-to-the-side-tongue-stuck-out porn version of cunnilingus. This man had his face buried in his wife’s pussy, and his middle finger buried inside of her. She was moaning in the sweetest way and wiggling her hips. It was gorgeous.
And then she whispered to him (and only to him, so it seemed), “Keep doing that…right there…right there…right there.” Her words struck me as completely anti-porn, and therefore, completely hot. I used to time my orgasm to arrive just as hers did.*
It certainly was not a typical porn shot. No huge load, or multiple partners, or screaming, or hours of banging in every single position. Instead, it was intimate. It seemed private. I felt like a silent, unseen observer of their union.
If I were making porn, I’d want to fill it with moments like that. How about you? What perfect moments would you have in your dream porn movie?
I need to know.
Just in case I ever have the opportunity to make my own porn.
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*Please tell me that I’m not the only person who has timed an orgasm to arrive with a certain part of a porn video?
